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redgirl

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Jan 06, 2006 15:26

behind chuck norris's beard there is not a chin. there is just another fist.

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centipede_punk January 6 2006, 21:50:00 UTC

Mr. T could kick Chuck Norris's ass

Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.

Mr. T thinks Cotton is for wusses, therefor his clothes are made of 100% children.

wonkothesane42 January 7 2006, 00:03:31 UTC

Mr.T has created a laxative. The box contains only a picture of Mr. T with his arms crossed but that image alone can make a person shit themselves.

Mr. T can walk on water. He can also walk on fire. His preference however, is to walk on fools.

Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.

centipede_punk January 7 2006, 01:30:48 UTC

damn straight

wonkothesane42 January 6 2006, 23:59:05 UTC

the other day, as in quite a while ago, me and some people went to this diner.
actually, we went to the diner.
i had the french toast.
cause they make the best french toast in the world.
then i ended up with all this leftover butter.
so i made a cat on a saucer out of the butter.
and wrote "MEOW" with catsup.
and we took a picture with my friend's phone.
and i was gonna send it to you, but i thoroughly didn't know how.