HOW WEIRD IS THIS?
I forgot today is my birthday.
Whatever, so I'm forty-three now? I think. I'd have to do the math, and I hate math. Born in 1969 . . . you figure it out, if you care that much.
I sure don't.
For the sake of consistency, I'm going to put up my shiny, sparkly birthday banner, though I really don't feel particularly shiny. Or sparkly.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!
Birthdays. SUPREMELY LAME.
I'm gonna have ice cream for lunch, because it is my birthday, and because I wants it, yes I does. SO THERE.
Whatever, so I'm forty-three now? I think. I'd have to do the math, and I hate math. Born in 1969 . . . you figure it out, if you care that much.
I sure don't.
For the sake of consistency, I'm going to put up my shiny, sparkly birthday banner, though I really don't feel particularly shiny. Or sparkly.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!
Birthdays. SUPREMELY LAME.
I'm gonna have ice cream for lunch, because it is my birthday, and because I wants it, yes I does. SO THERE.