If I hear one more bride on
Say Yes To The Dress say that she feels like a princess-- or wants to feel like a princess-- I think my head might actually explode.
JFC. If I were actually doing something so incredibly stupid I mean, getting married, I'd want to feel like a QUEEN. Or maybe an empress.
Princesses are for little girls who never grew up . . . and I never wanted to be one anyway. I always wanted to be a vampire.