YAY HIATUS OVER!!!
You know, I'm really happy for Jared and Gen or whatever, but GOD IT WAS TOO DAMN LONG WITHOUT MY SHOW, MOTHERFUCKERS.
So I am just UNREASONABLY excited about SPN and Vampire Diaries--which I REFUSE to refer to as "VD", I don't care if Ian Somerhalder IS taking credit for starting that bit of stupidity . . . which just goes to prove that you can be gorgeous and smart and still have occasional moments of complete douchery--and in celebration, here is more proof that characters not only live in my head, but often, speak out of my mouth.
The other day I was driving to work when I realized that the rhythmic tapping sound I was hearing was not, in fact, anything related to the radio, but was actually that particularly distinctive noise that means ADD OIL NOW YOU DUMBASS.
So I stopped at Wawa--because those fuckers sell EVERYTHING, and at six o'clock in the morning, who else was open--and grabbed a quart of oil and a box of donuts while I was at it, since I was hungry and only half-awake and dumping five pounds of sugar into my body seemed like a good idea at the time.
When I got to the counter, the cashier glanced at my purchases and commented, "Huh. Odd combination."
I didn't even think, just opened my mouth and said, "Food for me, food for my car."
The guy positively CROWED with delight, and said, "Hey, Dean, feel like watching the game?"
And I said, "Shut up, bitch."
He came right back with, "Jerk!"
And we both busted up laughing our fool heads off while the people around us tried to fit their eyeballs back into their heads and picked up their jaws from the floor.
Figures . . . a Wawa in the middle of nowhere, and I manage to not only find the only Supernatural fanboy in existence, but to fall into a scene reenactment--totally by accident, I might add, as I was mostly asleep and didn't even realize that I was quoting until afterwards.
Still, all in all?
Pretty fun way to start the day.
ETA: In case you're wondering, apparently I was inadvertently (mis)quoting from SPN 3.08, "A Very Supernatural Christmas". Anyway, it was FUNNY.
So I am just UNREASONABLY excited about SPN and Vampire Diaries--which I REFUSE to refer to as "VD", I don't care if Ian Somerhalder IS taking credit for starting that bit of stupidity . . . which just goes to prove that you can be gorgeous and smart and still have occasional moments of complete douchery--and in celebration, here is more proof that characters not only live in my head, but often, speak out of my mouth.
The other day I was driving to work when I realized that the rhythmic tapping sound I was hearing was not, in fact, anything related to the radio, but was actually that particularly distinctive noise that means ADD OIL NOW YOU DUMBASS.
So I stopped at Wawa--because those fuckers sell EVERYTHING, and at six o'clock in the morning, who else was open--and grabbed a quart of oil and a box of donuts while I was at it, since I was hungry and only half-awake and dumping five pounds of sugar into my body seemed like a good idea at the time.
When I got to the counter, the cashier glanced at my purchases and commented, "Huh. Odd combination."
I didn't even think, just opened my mouth and said, "Food for me, food for my car."
The guy positively CROWED with delight, and said, "Hey, Dean, feel like watching the game?"
And I said, "Shut up, bitch."
He came right back with, "Jerk!"
And we both busted up laughing our fool heads off while the people around us tried to fit their eyeballs back into their heads and picked up their jaws from the floor.
Figures . . . a Wawa in the middle of nowhere, and I manage to not only find the only Supernatural fanboy in existence, but to fall into a scene reenactment--totally by accident, I might add, as I was mostly asleep and didn't even realize that I was quoting until afterwards.
Still, all in all?
Pretty fun way to start the day.
ETA: In case you're wondering, apparently I was inadvertently (mis)quoting from SPN 3.08, "A Very Supernatural Christmas". Anyway, it was FUNNY.