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[redfield]

[Private to Barfolk; excluding Sherry //Hard to Hack]

Hey, Billy.

I get trying to keep Sherry from letting Wesker know where we are but don't threaten little kids. Just asking her nicely or, I don't know, explaining why, would be a lot less psychologically damaging.

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[m0therlove]

Who threatened?

[redfield]

You're saying telling a kid you're going to throw her computer out a window isn't a threat?

[m0therlove]

When the hell did I say that?

[redfield]

Funny thing about public networks.

[m0therlove]

That wasn't a threat. That was a promise.

Cause and effect.

[redfield]

That is up there with some of the more ridiculous things I've ever heard.

She's a scared little girl who just lost her parents. The last thing she needs is some scary looking guy telling her he's going to throw her computer out a window if she talks to somebody. Now she thinks she can't talk to anyone without you throwing her computer out a window. And while I'd rather she not trust every creeper in this town being afraid of you isn't going to help anything.

[m0therlove]

How the hell was I supposed to know all that? And she was afraid of me anyway. I'd rather be the bad guy if it'll keep her in one piece.

[redfield]

Being nice works better than being an asshole. Kids are less likely to run away.

[m0therlove]

Well sorry I'm an asshole then.

[redfield]

God forbid you have any kids if you think that's how to keep them out of trouble.

[m0therlove]

Jesus, I'm shitty with kids, okay? Sorry to disappoint you, Dr. Laura. I just missed the part where you had any business judging my worth as a parent.

[redfield]

I'd think don't freak them out would be a really basic concept.

And sorry about that. By all means, have kids.

[m0therlove]

Whatever. I was trying to keep that freak from showing up here to pick her up and I said what I thought would work.

I'll just not talk to her, how's that?

[redfield]

Just show you have the ability to process the concept of tact.

[m0therlove]

Likewise, cupcake.