Attempt 6

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Oh god, my cuff is glowing. I'm going to die. It's going to zap me and I'm going to die and Saga is going to do horrible things to my body and Mom's going to dress it in something stupid and just.

Wait! I'm not going to die! I love it when I'm not going to die, it doesn't happen that often.
Guh.