God ony knows

Apr 04, 2007 22:38

why am I posting in this journal....yet again? It fuckin snowed here today, yeah, in April, it was snowing outside...cold as a coal miner's ass...there was a wolf downtown yesterday, all these newscrews were downtown covering it...yeah, a real wolf running around downtown Chicago, they say it happens every once in awhile...so people were jumping around like those old Schlitz Malt Liquor commercials, with the bull running through the streets, all the bros jumpin into trees, but downtown you gotta run into a fuckin Starbucks or Jackoff Juice or wherever people are impolite enough to open a door for a real wolf, unlike a human sheep wearing wolf clothing...oh fuck this I'm tired of listening to myself
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