Spontaneous Orgasm - Jack/Ianto, R
Title: Spontaneous Orgasm
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R
Wordcount: 573
Summary: Jack discovers a device that causes anyone nearby to spontaneously orgasm. Oh dear.
-My other Torchwood fics-
It always seemed, just when Jack was starting to feel restless in his day-to-day life, he would make a new discovery that would entertain him for just a little bit longer. It was one of the perks with discovering alien technology for a living. Usually they were functional, useful but a bit bland and boring, but once in a while there would be a true gem and Jack would be in his element.
There was a planet he visited, once, where everyone got on really well and there was hardly any violence. It was a humanoid race, identical to people in almost every way, except they had discovered a certain kind of energy omitted from a common plant on their planet and put it to very good use.
Jack had spent a little longer than anticipated on that particular planet because of the machine almost everyone carried with them, and now the familiar black oval device had slipped through the cracks of the rift and landed pretty much directly in his hands.
Oh, this was going to be fun.
He decided to try it out on Ianto, first, because he was the easiest target. Mostly because he was standing looking irresistible by the filing cabinet, long fingers of one hand curled around a dark red mug while he read over some boring file. Jack slipped the gadget into his pocket, sidled up behind him, and clicked the button on the top.
Ianto's knees buckled; the coffee cup tumbled from his slackened grip and a low moan was dragged from the back of his throat. A few deep, laboured breaths and one tremendous shudder later and Jack was slapping a hand on his back, laughing loudly.
Ianto didn't look too impressed. His cheeks burnt read and he recoiled from Jack's touch, hands dropping down to cover the sudden damp patch appearing on the front of his trousers. "God, Jack," he panted, blinking rapidly. "What..."
Jack pulled out the machine and grinned. "Like it? It emits orgasmic energy. All I have to do is click, and instant orgasm."
The Welsh man stared in utter disbelief. "Oh, God. I can see you having too much fun with that."
"You have no idea."
"I have coffee all over my trousers," Ianto complained, finally catching his breath. A naughty smile crept up on him. "Amongst other things."
"Good, isn't it?" said Jack, cocky and smug. "Best invention ever, in my opinion."
When Ianto kissed him, forcefully and full of hunger, he had the stupid idea that it was just that; a kiss. But when the man snatched the little object out of his hand and grinned triumphantly, Jack's stomach dropped in sudden recognition of the diversionary tactic. "Ianto-"
But then the bastard pressed the button and Jack's eyes rolled back. Pleasure spread through him and his cock jerked heavily and he should have known this was going to happen and maybe he did but it didn't matter because it was intense and he was panting, forehead pressed onto Ianto's shoulder. As the pulses of bliss faded slowly, he laughed and turned his head to kiss his neck.
"Wow. They always feel more intense without the build up," he breathed.
Ianto rolled his head to the side, closed his eyes. "Can I keep it?" he whispered, his lips in a slanted smirk.
Jack chuckled quietly against his neck. "How about we share?"
Then he pressed it once again, just for good measure.
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R
Wordcount: 573
Summary: Jack discovers a device that causes anyone nearby to spontaneously orgasm. Oh dear.
-My other Torchwood fics-
It always seemed, just when Jack was starting to feel restless in his day-to-day life, he would make a new discovery that would entertain him for just a little bit longer. It was one of the perks with discovering alien technology for a living. Usually they were functional, useful but a bit bland and boring, but once in a while there would be a true gem and Jack would be in his element.
There was a planet he visited, once, where everyone got on really well and there was hardly any violence. It was a humanoid race, identical to people in almost every way, except they had discovered a certain kind of energy omitted from a common plant on their planet and put it to very good use.
Jack had spent a little longer than anticipated on that particular planet because of the machine almost everyone carried with them, and now the familiar black oval device had slipped through the cracks of the rift and landed pretty much directly in his hands.
Oh, this was going to be fun.
He decided to try it out on Ianto, first, because he was the easiest target. Mostly because he was standing looking irresistible by the filing cabinet, long fingers of one hand curled around a dark red mug while he read over some boring file. Jack slipped the gadget into his pocket, sidled up behind him, and clicked the button on the top.
Ianto's knees buckled; the coffee cup tumbled from his slackened grip and a low moan was dragged from the back of his throat. A few deep, laboured breaths and one tremendous shudder later and Jack was slapping a hand on his back, laughing loudly.
Ianto didn't look too impressed. His cheeks burnt read and he recoiled from Jack's touch, hands dropping down to cover the sudden damp patch appearing on the front of his trousers. "God, Jack," he panted, blinking rapidly. "What..."
Jack pulled out the machine and grinned. "Like it? It emits orgasmic energy. All I have to do is click, and instant orgasm."
The Welsh man stared in utter disbelief. "Oh, God. I can see you having too much fun with that."
"You have no idea."
"I have coffee all over my trousers," Ianto complained, finally catching his breath. A naughty smile crept up on him. "Amongst other things."
"Good, isn't it?" said Jack, cocky and smug. "Best invention ever, in my opinion."
When Ianto kissed him, forcefully and full of hunger, he had the stupid idea that it was just that; a kiss. But when the man snatched the little object out of his hand and grinned triumphantly, Jack's stomach dropped in sudden recognition of the diversionary tactic. "Ianto-"
But then the bastard pressed the button and Jack's eyes rolled back. Pleasure spread through him and his cock jerked heavily and he should have known this was going to happen and maybe he did but it didn't matter because it was intense and he was panting, forehead pressed onto Ianto's shoulder. As the pulses of bliss faded slowly, he laughed and turned his head to kiss his neck.
"Wow. They always feel more intense without the build up," he breathed.
Ianto rolled his head to the side, closed his eyes. "Can I keep it?" he whispered, his lips in a slanted smirk.
Jack chuckled quietly against his neck. "How about we share?"
Then he pressed it once again, just for good measure.