I know what's best for everyone.
I think I'm going to start a new business.
Kind of like Lucy from Peanuts.
A little more than a cardboard sign, but along the same lines.
"BEST ADVICE YOU'LL NEVER TAKE"
And I'll charge according to severity of your "issue".
ex: Q Should I go back to school or just keep working?
A Yes. Ten dollars.
Q My hair's getting really long and stringy. Maybe I should cut it.
A No. I like it long. Three-fifty.
Q Why won't girls go out with me?
A *Yawn- Sixteen fifty-two.
Q My friend is a drug-addict. What do I do?
A Get new friends. Fifty bucks.
And so on.
I'm pretty good at my job and enjoy it on most days, but I really would like to supplement my income and help people out at the same time.
For a while, I'll probably give a discount. Until my idea catches on and I really build a clientele.
I'll most likely have a problem with relatives and close pals asking for my fantastic perspective free of charge. I'm not opposed to some pro-bono gigs, but I'm doing this for the money, MOM- your jeans ARE too short. (two dollars)
Stephanie
Life-improver Especial
*warning, the ideas and advice expressed during
services are strictly observations and judgments and
are not specifications exemplified by the life of the Life-improver, herself.
Anyway. Business cards will come when the money starts gushing in.
Kind of like Lucy from Peanuts.
A little more than a cardboard sign, but along the same lines.
"BEST ADVICE YOU'LL NEVER TAKE"
And I'll charge according to severity of your "issue".
ex: Q Should I go back to school or just keep working?
A Yes. Ten dollars.
Q My hair's getting really long and stringy. Maybe I should cut it.
A No. I like it long. Three-fifty.
Q Why won't girls go out with me?
A *Yawn- Sixteen fifty-two.
Q My friend is a drug-addict. What do I do?
A Get new friends. Fifty bucks.
And so on.
I'm pretty good at my job and enjoy it on most days, but I really would like to supplement my income and help people out at the same time.
For a while, I'll probably give a discount. Until my idea catches on and I really build a clientele.
I'll most likely have a problem with relatives and close pals asking for my fantastic perspective free of charge. I'm not opposed to some pro-bono gigs, but I'm doing this for the money, MOM- your jeans ARE too short. (two dollars)
Stephanie
Life-improver Especial
*warning, the ideas and advice expressed during
services are strictly observations and judgments and
are not specifications exemplified by the life of the Life-improver, herself.
Anyway. Business cards will come when the money starts gushing in.