To Whom It May Concern,
I understand that at least one of you has received a copy of my personal file.
I also understand that, due to high rates of incompetance and a penchant for warmongering, those who have received my file may have misunderstood the reason I am here, or do not have the entire story.
Therefore, I am making available to interested parties copies of my proposals: Orange Eighty-Four and the "Redeker Plan", as well as my thesis on Forced Procreation.
Illiterate imbeciles need not inquire.
- Redeker
[OOC: Orange Eighty-Four was basically the same proposal as the Redeker Plan, but on a smaller scale, and instead of zombies, they were African tribes. His thesis on Forced Procreation doesn't condone raping women - it actually condemns the practice, after exploring the pros and cons. The Redeker Plan is extremely well-thought, and very convincing on a practical basis. The official Zombipedia entry on the Redeker Plan is as follows:
The Redeker Plan was developed by an ex-Apartheid government official, Paul Redeker, and copied by other nations (with varying names and details). It was determined that not everyone could always be saved, because of lack of resources and dangers of infection. 'Safe zones' would be established for some civilians and cleared of all zombies by military personnel. However, some percentage of the population would simply be used as live zombie bait. They would be set up and supplied in other sanctuaries, to draw zombies away from the safe zones and allow the people there time to regroup and reorient.]
EDIT: In Redeker's original proposal, the "live zombie bait" would be voluntary. Whether this was optional in practice was up to the governments adopting his plan. The really tetchy part of the plan was his suggestion that the military shouldn't try to save everyone, especially in very urbanized areas.