Not in line with recent posts.
This one is just about Funny. My dad sent me these. Apparently some are bumper stickers. And some should be if not.
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That's irrelevant, and irrelevant never forgets.
Learn Spanish! Jesus is coming.
Apathy: I could take it or leave it.
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Better half a slogan...
Ham radio operators do it with greater frequency.
I never thought I'd miss Nixon.
Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.
Don't believe everything you think.
WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?)
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Just say NO to negativity.
I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
My dog is smarter than your honor student.
Dyslexics Untie!
In case of rapture, can I have your car?
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!
Excess is never too much in moderation.
Don't believe everything you think.
Never believe generalizations.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
Jesus is coming. Look busy!
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
What would Scooby do?
I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?
In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
Your stupid!
Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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That's irrelevant, and irrelevant never forgets.
Learn Spanish! Jesus is coming.
Apathy: I could take it or leave it.
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Better half a slogan...
Ham radio operators do it with greater frequency.
I never thought I'd miss Nixon.
Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.
Don't believe everything you think.
WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?)
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Just say NO to negativity.
I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
My dog is smarter than your honor student.
Dyslexics Untie!
In case of rapture, can I have your car?
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!
Excess is never too much in moderation.
Don't believe everything you think.
Never believe generalizations.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
Jesus is coming. Look busy!
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
What would Scooby do?
I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?
In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
Your stupid!
Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.