Fic: Shapes - PG-13, R/L/F, R/L (imp)

[kahvi]

Title: Shapes
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister/Female, vage implication of Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: You can tell I don't own Red Dwarf, if you think about it. I don't make any money from this whatsoever either.
Spoilers: Waiting for GodNotes: I jokingly refer to this as my Rimmer/Lister/Mary Sue story, but quite frankly, if I'm anything like

Comments

[roadstergal]

Oh, that was magnificent! Brilliantly plotted!

(What - you don't have green nipples?)

Ach, poor Odd Roar. :)

suppose you worked at the same place, and your brother walked in on you when you were enjoying what you’d thought would be a fun distraction during your lunch-break, and sees you with a naked replica of his wife, begging you to ‘bonk her brains out, big boy'?

*snicker*

Six-breasted woman!

When he kicked Rimmer, I just thought - subconscious, baby!

’Cause I didn’t want to shake yer hand, I wanted to kick ya in the shin

Hee! "And shag you senseless." :)

In a respectable third place came the number of people who had peed in their pants when they’d heard he was angry

Love it.

contrasting starkly with his eyes, which seemed to have gone straight through madness and out the other sideI love that one

[kahvi]

Got it in one! Just out the door now, will reply more sensibly when I get back. Let me know what kind of a drabble you want! :D

[roadstergal]

Woohoo!

Oh, that's easy. I want Lister's thoughts during the hug at the end of SMAC. (Is that the only time they've hugged, other than the Faux Hug in Terrorform? If so, I have such a fic for it on Rimmer's side, but I have a hard time reading Lister in SMAC.)

[kahvi]

I'm pretty sure that's the only time, yeah. Expect it tomorrow; it's all written in my head already. :)

[eviltigerlily]

“No! I’m telling you; a gorgeous six-breasted green-haired alien woman came in here, woke me up, paralyzed me and had sex with me!”

ROFL

There just wasn’t a way to put a polite spin on the words “did I just have sex with you?”

Too true

“Oh my god,” he yelled in hysterics, “there’s an ape in my trousers!”

Well.....there's a phrase that doesn't often come up in conversation. Hi-larious!

What an encahnting story!

[kahvi]

Glad you enjoyed it! Yeah, the ape line was... Interesting. But I think it does fit. Yes. *keeps telling self that* Thanks for feeding back. :)

[lady_draco]

Oooh very good. Very good. Nice inclusion of my, ah, line. There was a wonderful, bellowing laugh from me which probably woke up all the birds outside. :)

Brilliant mate. =) Bloody brilliant.

[kahvi]

Glad you liked it! :D

And yes, when you gave me the line, that's where I thought I could fit it in. Which is why I accepted. ;)

Feedback = lovely. As is your icon. ;)