1 Sentence Challenge
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Fandom: Red Dwarf
Pairing: Dave Lister / Arnold Judas Rimmer
Theme set: Epsilon
Rating: G to PG-13
Disclaimer: If I owned 'em, that snog in Season VI would be much longer.
Notes: For the
1sentence challenge. Thanks so much to
roadstergal for the quick editing. There is absolutely no continuity and it skips around a whole lot. Some were inspired by actual episodes, some weren't. Shifts refer to the watchdog shifts on Starbug. I think I cheated by using Ace/Spanners once, but they AU versions of the boyz, so I figured that works, too. Oh yeah, and ENJOY.
#01 - Motion
Rimmer’s hands won’t stay still as he guilty, nervously confesses to Lister, so Lister holds them tight and smiles.
#02 - Cool
After meeting Ace, Lister is convinced that Rimmer wouldn’t know the first thing about being cool even if he were hit in the face with an ice cold halibut.
#03 - Young
When Rimmer feels incredibly grumpy, he reminds Lister that he’s never going to age.
#04 - Last
Rimmer wonders if it’s fate that he loves the last human alive.
#05 - Wrong
The worst thing about meeting their doppelgangers was not the way Low Rimmer looked at Lister, but the way his low self stared at Low Rimmer.
#06 - Gentle
Lister is careful with their relationship, because Rimmer screws it up enough for the both of them.
#07 - One
Although Rimmer is no beautiful girl and Red Dwarf is no Fiji, Lister thinks Rimmer is just the right one anyway.
#08 - Thousand
A thousand nights Rimmer waits to tell Lister how he feels, and it takes him a thousand more before he comes clean about it.
#09 - King
Some nights, Lister wakes up giggling about the King of the Potato People.
#10 - Learn
It takes an unfortunate incident with one of The Cat’s hair curlers and Kryten’s spare right hand for Rimmer to find out how Lister feels.
#11 - Blur
It’s a very long time before Lister figures out that the line between bunkmates and mates has been blurred to the point of being undetectable.
#12 - Wait
As soon as Rimmer’s shift is done, Lister drags him off to the showers, smirking the whole time.
#13 - Change
Holly is the only one who notices the subtle and slow changes between them, and she wishes they’d see it already.
#14 - Command
It doesn’t take Lister long to figure out that Rimmer is most certainly the one on top.
#15 - Hold
When Lister squeezes Rimmer’s hand under the table at dinner, he thinks that maybe his life isn’t such a big screw up after all.
#16 - Need
Really, Rimmer thinks, does Lister really need to consume that much hot sauce?
#17 - Vision
Even after spending a week in Rimmer’s body, Lister still can’t see where the smeg head is coming from.
#18 - Attention
Rimmer finds something in common with Kryten; they both hate the way Lister tries to spend all his time with Kotchanski.
#19 - Soul
Lister has no idea why Rimmer suddenly becomes afraid that holograms don’t have souls; he blames it on too much to drink.
#20 - Picture
So they’re not the picture perfect couple, but Lister doesn’t care, especially at night.
#21 - Fool
Rimmer used to think only fools fall in love; now he knows it for sure.
#22 - Mad
When Rimmer manages to destroy the entire Wax World, Lister doesn’t think he will ever be able to forgive his heartlessness.
#23 - Child
Rimmer never tells Lister how scared he was when he had coach the skutters on how to give C-Section.
#24 - Now
Lister doesn’t care that Rimmer has 20 more minutes in his shift; he wants him now.
#25 - Shadow
It creeps Lister out to no end that holograms have no shadow.
#26 - Goodbye Later, Lister finds that the day Rimmer left to be Ace was the worst day he’s ever experienced.
#27 - Hide
Rimmer has always been good at hiding, but what he doesn’t know is that Lister is a brilliant finder.
#28 - Fortune
Lister falls over laughing and counts his blessings that he had moved away before The Cat came sashaying into the room.
#29 - Safe
Even when there is an emotion sucking beast on the loose, Rimmer looks to Lister, who's determined to beat this thing and feels slightly less scared out of his wits.
#30 - Ghost
Sometimes, late at night, Ace can still feel Spanner’s breath on his neck.
#31 - Book
The best book ever written (besides the Zero G Karma Sutra pop up book) is Rimmer’s diary, because it reveals secrets that Rimmer would never reveal to Lister’s face.
#32 - Eye
Never was there quite an awkward moment as when Lister found Kryten’s eye in his bunk after shagging Rimmer.
#33 - Never
Rimmer knows that even if he had the chance to prove himself to his father, good ole’ dad would never want a gay son.
#34 - Sing
Lister can’t help but laugh when he hears Rimmer singing in the shower; it’s one of the songs he wrote.
#35 - Sudden
Rimmer was shocked and pleased when Lister kissed him for the first time; he didn’t expect it to be in front of Kotchanski.
#36 - Stop
Lister’s hands stop just short of Rimmer’s belt, but the look in his bunkmate’s eyes is all he needs to continue.
#37 - Time
“Rimmer, for the last time, I don’t want to look at your smegging telephone poll!” Lister shouts, while Krissie giggles at how obscene it sounds.
#38 - Wash
“But Mr. Lister never used to take that many showers,” Kryten says in confusion when The Cat complains about the bathroom always being occupied.
#39 - Torn
Rimmer is glad he ripped up all his useless love letters to Lister before the slob found them.
#40 - History
Seeing young Lister proved to Rimmer that he was bunking with a raving lunatic; how could anyone possibly wear that much glitter?
#41 - Power
Lister doesn’t know the power he wields over Rimmer when he’s being nice.
#42 - Bother
Lister can’t be arsed to get up for his shift; he’s too comfortable in Rimmer’s bunk.
#43 - God
That night when Rimmer very got drunk, he whispered in Lister’s ear that he thought Lister a god, too.
#44 - Wall
Brick by brick, Lister breaks down the wall Rimmer’s built up.
#45 - Naked
Lately, Rimmer comes up with new and cleverer ways to get Lister naked.
#46 - Drive
“No, I won’t go on a ride with you on your smegging space bike, Lister!”
#47 - Harm
Even when The Cat threatens bodily harm, Lister will not get out of the shower; not with Rimmer pressed up next to him whispering obscene things in his ear.
#48 - Precious
Lister never realized how important the times alone with Rimmer were until he was gone.
#49 - Hunger
“Rimmer, even a starving man would refuse to eat anything you cook.”
#50 - Believe
The rare sensitive moments between them makes Lister think that maybe it’s worth to keep Rimmer around.
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Pairing: Dave Lister / Arnold Judas Rimmer
Theme set: Epsilon
Rating: G to PG-13
Disclaimer: If I owned 'em, that snog in Season VI would be much longer.
Notes: For the
1sentence challenge. Thanks so much to
roadstergal for the quick editing. There is absolutely no continuity and it skips around a whole lot. Some were inspired by actual episodes, some weren't. Shifts refer to the watchdog shifts on Starbug. I think I cheated by using Ace/Spanners once, but they AU versions of the boyz, so I figured that works, too. Oh yeah, and ENJOY.
#01 - Motion
Rimmer’s hands won’t stay still as he guilty, nervously confesses to Lister, so Lister holds them tight and smiles.
#02 - Cool
After meeting Ace, Lister is convinced that Rimmer wouldn’t know the first thing about being cool even if he were hit in the face with an ice cold halibut.
#03 - Young
When Rimmer feels incredibly grumpy, he reminds Lister that he’s never going to age.
#04 - Last
Rimmer wonders if it’s fate that he loves the last human alive.
#05 - Wrong
The worst thing about meeting their doppelgangers was not the way Low Rimmer looked at Lister, but the way his low self stared at Low Rimmer.
#06 - Gentle
Lister is careful with their relationship, because Rimmer screws it up enough for the both of them.
#07 - One
Although Rimmer is no beautiful girl and Red Dwarf is no Fiji, Lister thinks Rimmer is just the right one anyway.
#08 - Thousand
A thousand nights Rimmer waits to tell Lister how he feels, and it takes him a thousand more before he comes clean about it.
#09 - King
Some nights, Lister wakes up giggling about the King of the Potato People.
#10 - Learn
It takes an unfortunate incident with one of The Cat’s hair curlers and Kryten’s spare right hand for Rimmer to find out how Lister feels.
#11 - Blur
It’s a very long time before Lister figures out that the line between bunkmates and mates has been blurred to the point of being undetectable.
#12 - Wait
As soon as Rimmer’s shift is done, Lister drags him off to the showers, smirking the whole time.
#13 - Change
Holly is the only one who notices the subtle and slow changes between them, and she wishes they’d see it already.
#14 - Command
It doesn’t take Lister long to figure out that Rimmer is most certainly the one on top.
#15 - Hold
When Lister squeezes Rimmer’s hand under the table at dinner, he thinks that maybe his life isn’t such a big screw up after all.
#16 - Need
Really, Rimmer thinks, does Lister really need to consume that much hot sauce?
#17 - Vision
Even after spending a week in Rimmer’s body, Lister still can’t see where the smeg head is coming from.
#18 - Attention
Rimmer finds something in common with Kryten; they both hate the way Lister tries to spend all his time with Kotchanski.
#19 - Soul
Lister has no idea why Rimmer suddenly becomes afraid that holograms don’t have souls; he blames it on too much to drink.
#20 - Picture
So they’re not the picture perfect couple, but Lister doesn’t care, especially at night.
#21 - Fool
Rimmer used to think only fools fall in love; now he knows it for sure.
#22 - Mad
When Rimmer manages to destroy the entire Wax World, Lister doesn’t think he will ever be able to forgive his heartlessness.
#23 - Child
Rimmer never tells Lister how scared he was when he had coach the skutters on how to give C-Section.
#24 - Now
Lister doesn’t care that Rimmer has 20 more minutes in his shift; he wants him now.
#25 - Shadow
It creeps Lister out to no end that holograms have no shadow.
#26 - Goodbye Later, Lister finds that the day Rimmer left to be Ace was the worst day he’s ever experienced.
#27 - Hide
Rimmer has always been good at hiding, but what he doesn’t know is that Lister is a brilliant finder.
#28 - Fortune
Lister falls over laughing and counts his blessings that he had moved away before The Cat came sashaying into the room.
#29 - Safe
Even when there is an emotion sucking beast on the loose, Rimmer looks to Lister, who's determined to beat this thing and feels slightly less scared out of his wits.
#30 - Ghost
Sometimes, late at night, Ace can still feel Spanner’s breath on his neck.
#31 - Book
The best book ever written (besides the Zero G Karma Sutra pop up book) is Rimmer’s diary, because it reveals secrets that Rimmer would never reveal to Lister’s face.
#32 - Eye
Never was there quite an awkward moment as when Lister found Kryten’s eye in his bunk after shagging Rimmer.
#33 - Never
Rimmer knows that even if he had the chance to prove himself to his father, good ole’ dad would never want a gay son.
#34 - Sing
Lister can’t help but laugh when he hears Rimmer singing in the shower; it’s one of the songs he wrote.
#35 - Sudden
Rimmer was shocked and pleased when Lister kissed him for the first time; he didn’t expect it to be in front of Kotchanski.
#36 - Stop
Lister’s hands stop just short of Rimmer’s belt, but the look in his bunkmate’s eyes is all he needs to continue.
#37 - Time
“Rimmer, for the last time, I don’t want to look at your smegging telephone poll!” Lister shouts, while Krissie giggles at how obscene it sounds.
#38 - Wash
“But Mr. Lister never used to take that many showers,” Kryten says in confusion when The Cat complains about the bathroom always being occupied.
#39 - Torn
Rimmer is glad he ripped up all his useless love letters to Lister before the slob found them.
#40 - History
Seeing young Lister proved to Rimmer that he was bunking with a raving lunatic; how could anyone possibly wear that much glitter?
#41 - Power
Lister doesn’t know the power he wields over Rimmer when he’s being nice.
#42 - Bother
Lister can’t be arsed to get up for his shift; he’s too comfortable in Rimmer’s bunk.
#43 - God
That night when Rimmer very got drunk, he whispered in Lister’s ear that he thought Lister a god, too.
#44 - Wall
Brick by brick, Lister breaks down the wall Rimmer’s built up.
#45 - Naked
Lately, Rimmer comes up with new and cleverer ways to get Lister naked.
#46 - Drive
“No, I won’t go on a ride with you on your smegging space bike, Lister!”
#47 - Harm
Even when The Cat threatens bodily harm, Lister will not get out of the shower; not with Rimmer pressed up next to him whispering obscene things in his ear.
#48 - Precious
Lister never realized how important the times alone with Rimmer were until he was gone.
#49 - Hunger
“Rimmer, even a starving man would refuse to eat anything you cook.”
#50 - Believe
The rare sensitive moments between them makes Lister think that maybe it’s worth to keep Rimmer around.