Easter Egg
PG
Just a short one that I whipped up for an Easter treat. Nearly no smut, although perhaps hints of future smut (I promise nothing, however). Forgive me; I'm out of practice with RD, having written nothing except Forty Days since December 2004.
Red Dwarf characters belong to Grant Naylor and the BBC.
Dedicated to
kahvi and, as ever,
fiareynne.
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Easter Egg )
I like the Lister-cooking; I was reminded of Polymorph.
Mind you, that was probably because a certain person who's apparently incapable of silent slumber was imitating a chainsaw in the bunk above mine
Hee!
I love Lister's reaction to why-did-you-call-my-name.
covered in flour, milk and what is hopefully a large smear of chocolate and not anything rather less hygienic.
Eww, but hee!
Rimmer's lifted his hand to his mouth and started licking the chocolate off his fingers without thinking about its possible impact.
Long, lovely Rimmerfingers. *faint*
'And I am most certainly not doing this to provide you with any sort of erotic display.'
Rimmer's such a slut! Love it.
Lister gloms onto the one finger that's still got a dribble of chocolate and does things to it with his tongue that remind Rimmer disturbingly of his one and only sexual liaison, only with less sexy female boxing champion and more... well... Lister.
*faint*
I'm sure I could think of something for you to do for me in return
*faint*
Don't apologize for lack of smut - I like a good bit of innuendo and implication even more than a good chunk of smut!
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