Oooh, that is an awesome angle on BTL! Detailed review at lunch, but great way of segueing from Everything's Going My Way to Twenty Kids. And it makes the Help scene oh-so-much-more-layeredly-slashy!
Lovely descriptions of the novelty of tactile stimulation.
She hadn't called him "Tiger", for one; in fact she'd insisted on calling him "Norman," even after he'd corrected her five times. He would have corrected her a sixth time, but it hadn't lasted that long.
Hah! Total Rimmer.
How many people had sex after they had died? Some, presumably (he'd heard disturbing rumors about Davies in Maintenance), but he doubted they enjoyed it half as much as he had.
Bwahahaha!
He supposed one got the hang of it after a while. By God, how he wanted to have that while! Had any of them bagged any women yet? Nosiree; that pleasure was reserved for Arnie J, sex god!
Good Rimmervoice.
Well, who wouldn't be, eventually, in a place like this?
That made me laugh!
Rimmer's brain, in a last-ditch effort to save itself from complete breakdown, did the only thing it could. It decided to stop imaging good things. Ach, Arn, you jackass; there you go again
( ... )
Well, the idea was that some of the same posters from Lister's bunk and locker, and that he'd just sort pick up the general idea of Lister, but not be able to place it. Plus, Lister does describe the room in the restaurant. :)
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She hadn't called him "Tiger", for one; in fact she'd insisted on calling him "Norman," even after he'd corrected her five times. He would have corrected her a sixth time, but it hadn't lasted that long.
Hah! Total Rimmer.
How many people had sex after they had died? Some, presumably (he'd heard disturbing rumors about Davies in Maintenance), but he doubted they enjoyed it half as much as he had.
Bwahahaha!
He supposed one got the hang of it after a while. By God, how he wanted to have that while!
Had any of them bagged any women yet? Nosiree; that pleasure was reserved for Arnie J, sex god!
Good Rimmervoice.
Well, who wouldn't be, eventually, in a place like this?
That made me laugh!
Rimmer's brain, in a last-ditch effort to save itself from complete breakdown, did the only thing it could. It decided to stop imaging good things. Ach, Arn, you jackass; there you go again ( ... )
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Glad it gave you some laughs. :)
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Oh, not just a laugh - I also felt sorry for poor Rimmer, and also wanted to slap the twonk. C'mon, man, snap out of it!
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She said he'd come around. Heh.
Cancel Butthead mode.
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My desktop looks exactly like that!
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