This ficlet had two inspirations. One, the bit in Polymorph when Rimmer says that neither andriods nor holograms produce heat. So, that soft-light bee must get chilly... and two, the lovely bit from the VII DVD when Mr. Barrie discusses his speculation as to what Mr. Charles would taste like for The Blue Snog.
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