Fic: Made For Action - R/L (imp) - PG

[kahvi]

Title: Made For Action
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister (implied)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: To my knowledge, I don't own any fandom at all, nor do I make money from any of them. Pity.
Spoilers: Legion
Notes: Just a quickie with some innuendo-ish implications. Inspired by an aside from roadstergal, the quote blatantly stolen and used here without her permission. I beg

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[roadstergal]

Oh dear lord.

And I just finished capping Minefield!

Archer and his manly left part.

It's impossible to pick just one Perfectly Straight cap from that ep, but how about this one?

There had been less spandex, and very few hot alien women in this one. Two points heavily in its disfavor, to Lister's mind.

Would he have preferred the pilot? Triple-breasted alien women! Heck, no wonder Rimmer likes it.

Brave men going where no other men have gone before!

Into each others' pants!

Sensibly short hair, practically styled. A good quality side-parting can make or break a military man. They need haircuts made for action.

Rimmer love.

To air out the important part of the brain; the logical, rational, analytical part of it. That's on the left, you know.

I so love that Rimmer has an explanation for this. And that it's so good.

He blinked, as if trying to draw in oxygen (which he didn't need anyway) in through his eyelids.

Lovely image.

[kahvi]

That is possibly the straightest cap I have ever seen. And I've seen some choice ones, as you know.

Into each others' pants!
I miss watching things with you...

Rimmer likes the manly part of the brain. Not the girly hippie bits of it. He's glad you approve.

Always thrilled to hear that my Rimmer fits. Mmm... fit Rimmer... Erm... It's too late. Early. Whichever. *beats up internal clock*

Yay feedback! :D

[kahvi]

Glad you enjoyed it! Ah, but to have beer and watch ENT... (And having the boys around for it wouldn't be bad either!)

[iris_summers]

Hee! I love this lil semi cross-over of RD with Enterprise. And why am I not surprised that Rimmer likes Reed, or that he looks up to Archer? I like to think of Lister as Trip... =) Esp. since I like Reed/Trip. Heh. Lovely pre-slash!

[roadstergal]

And why am I not surprised that Rimmer likes Reed

Two of the most obviously closested gay men in space!

(IMO.)

:D

[iris_summers]

Very possibly! ^^ And both their names begin with a delicious rolling-off-your-tongue "R". And they're both a bit anti-social. And they look up to authority and like observing formalities. And easy-going, friendly male colleagues that they ostensibly can't stand! XD

[roadstergal]

And they both have this thing about good hair. And they both had strict military families that they let down, in one way or the other. They both have this thing about water (although Rimmer can't swim and Reed can).

I wonder if Reed was a member of the Celibates Society?

(I slash Archer/Reed like a M-F, but I can see where the Trip/Reed people are coming from. ;) )

[iris_summers]

Man... And poor Reed's sex life is gone... just like that. ROTFL.

[roadstergal]

You think he actually had sex with the girls he wanted to write to in Shuttlepod One, or was he just waiting for one of the women in Engineering to get hit on the head with a winch?

[iris_summers]

Well... I'm not sure either. But man, I'd totally hit that if it was available, so I'm thinking that he *probably* managed to get at least *one* of them. Even if it turned out to be impossibly awkward and messy and he just felt kinda relieved when it was all over. *lol*

[kahvi]

Are you giving me plot bunnies? You'd better not be giving me plot bunnies; have you seen the height of my WIP pile? ;)