Drabble: On Tonight's Menu - R/L - PG-13
Title: On Tonight's Menu
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Still don't own Red Dwarf. Still don't make money from this.
Spoilers: Legion.
Notes: I'm cooking. I felt like it. ;)
Lister was an excellent cook. He never read books, but he had a large collection of cookbooks (which he felt didn't count), that he'd read several times from cover to cover. He could make dishes that tantalized the senses and brought grown men to tears just from the smell of them...
...in theory. In reality, there was Arnold Judas Rimmer, chewing slowly and laboriously, with a disgusted look on his face.
Luckily, Lister knew of more than one way to satisfy the man he loved. Fifty minutes later, the look on Rimmer's face was rather different indeed.
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Still don't own Red Dwarf. Still don't make money from this.
Spoilers: Legion.
Notes: I'm cooking. I felt like it. ;)
Lister was an excellent cook. He never read books, but he had a large collection of cookbooks (which he felt didn't count), that he'd read several times from cover to cover. He could make dishes that tantalized the senses and brought grown men to tears just from the smell of them...
...in theory. In reality, there was Arnold Judas Rimmer, chewing slowly and laboriously, with a disgusted look on his face.
Luckily, Lister knew of more than one way to satisfy the man he loved. Fifty minutes later, the look on Rimmer's face was rather different indeed.