Fic: Middles - R/L - PG

[kahvi]

Title: Middles
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Red Dwarf, it owns me. None of us make any money off one another. Well, I buy the DVDs. But you see what I mean.
Spoilers: Legion.
Notes: Rimmer came by for a visit. He wasn't happy. Written as part of the fanfic100 challenge - my table is here.

Comments

[zekkass]

Aww. Wonderful Rimmer-voice!

I fully understand that it can be hard to believe that a single human being can exhibit all of the traits inherent in one David Lister technician third grade, but I assure you, it is sadly all too true.

Welcome to humanity, Rimmer. We're complicated. Or would you rather live on an orderly world without surprises?

No, I kept on, not satisfied with the horrendous data I’d already collected - like some information-based masochist I needed more.

Ah ha! Poor Rimmer...too much information can be bad for your mental health. :D

Lovely, lovely job!

[eviltigerlily]

Or would you rather live on an orderly world without surprises?

Um, yeah?

[zekkass]

Eyup. See me, see me state the obvious answer. *g*

[kahvi]

Thank you! :D
Any Rimmer-voice skill I may have comes from working with roadstergal, and her wonderful Rimmer. :)

Rimmer is a little bit like Rincewind the wiz(z)ard in Terry Pratchett's Discworld, I think. He'll happily take boring over exciting any day, because boredom is safe.

And it certainly can... It's hard to keep in mind what Lister said; that nothing is entirely black and white, and that there are so many sides to every story.

Thanks again, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[hexiva]

That's not really fair to Rincewind. If Rincewind's evil side ever appeared, Pratchett wouldn't have to put him in women's clothes just to prove that this was a *different* Rimmer.