HP: (FIC) The Line Begins To Blur: Day Thirteen (HP/RL) R
Title: The Line Begins To Blur
Rating: R
Pairing: HP/RL
Warning: AU, Channish (Harry is 15)
Summary: (f). A/U: Sirius never went to Azkaban. He raised Harry instead. Remus has been missing for at least 14 years. Harry and Remus meet somewhere other than Hogwarts.
For the wishforthemoon 28 Days Later Challenge
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse. NIN owns the Titles.
Days Gone Past: Here
Day Thirteen: Every Time I Get Hot, You Wanna Cool Down
"Harry," Remus said, warning in his tone. Harry, however, paid Remus no mind.
"Hmmm?"
"You are a wretched thing, you know."
"Hmph…"
"Stop that," Remus scolded Harry as he watched a small pink tongue dart out to lick the pudding off of his spoon. "You look far too enticing like that. We can't spend all of our time having sex. It's just not on, Harry."
Harry simply smirked. "What's wrong with us going at it like…um animals that go at it a lot? I can hardly think of a better way to spend time."
Shaking his head, Remus went and sat down on the couch. "You make me feel like a teenager. Hell, I wasn't even this randy when I was a teenager. You, Harry, are nothing but trouble."
A smirk appeared on Harry's face as he went to the kitchen to wash his bowl. When he emerged, he walked toward Remus with a determined look upon his face. "Okay, Remus. I'll take you up on it. No sex for the next twenty-four hours. What shall we do instead?"
Remus frowned. "I never said I was complaining, Harry. I was just merely making an observation."
"But, I'm nothing but trouble," Harry said with a grin. "Don't pout at me, Remus. What are you, five? If I recall correctly, you woke up with my face on your cock and I went down on you during our shower as well. You're not suffering needlessly."
Remus gave a long-sigh, "But I like having sex with you."
Harry foisted a faux-hurt expression on his face. "You only want me for one thing."
Remus raised an eyebrow at that. "Why? How many have you got?"
Harry tried to keep the frown on his face, but soon dissolved into a fit of laughter and was joined by Remus.
"Where did you ever hear that line? That's just dreadful," Harry said between guffaws.
Remus patted the cushion beside him and Harry sat down, leaning into Remus' side. "Well, when I was staying at this Muggle Hotel a few years back, there was this programme on called Red Dwarf. I didn't understand half of what was going on, but there was this bird and this bloke, and they had the funniest conversation. I've watched it a few times since. I haven't the foggiest about what's going on most of the time. But there are some funny bits."
Harry, still chuckling, said, "Like what?"
Remus gave him a look, standing up. "Would you like a cocktail?"
Harry, confused that the conversation had ended, merely smiled and said "Sure thing, Remus."
Remus tapped his bottom lip, as if contemplating what do make. "Would you like a Wormdo?"
Harry furrowed his brow, more confused than ever. "What's a Wormdo?"
Remus bit his bottom lip, "It wriggles on the ground like this."
Harry stared, open-mouthed at Remus who was scrunching his index finger like, well, a worm-sort of. Laughter bubbled up in his chest, erupting as he crushed his face into the couch cushion.
"That has got to be the stupidest joke I've ever heard in my life. Was that from the show?" Harry panted out.
Remus, who was chuckling at Harry's reaction, replied, "Well, according to the character, it was from a book, '1001 Fabulous Chat-Up Lines.' Can we have sex now?"
Harry stopped, having lost the thread of conversation. "I-um-No. Hey, I may be a randy teen, but I can keep it my pants every once in a while."
Remus grinned wryly, "I guess I had no better luck with it than that bloke did."
"Why? Are you on the pull?" Harry asked rather cheekily.
Remus snorted, "Perish the thought."
Harry got up and went to where Remus was standing. He kissed him on the cheek, wrapping his arms around Remus' neck. Harry purred in Remus' ear, "Could I interest you in a game of…Parcheesi?"
Remus turned to the shelf that held his collection of board games, "You are never going to let me live that down, are you?"
Harry smiled as he brought out some drinks and set them at the table. "Nope."
Rating: R
Pairing: HP/RL
Warning: AU, Channish (Harry is 15)
Summary: (f). A/U: Sirius never went to Azkaban. He raised Harry instead. Remus has been missing for at least 14 years. Harry and Remus meet somewhere other than Hogwarts.
For the wishforthemoon 28 Days Later Challenge
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse. NIN owns the Titles.
Days Gone Past: Here
Day Thirteen: Every Time I Get Hot, You Wanna Cool Down
"Harry," Remus said, warning in his tone. Harry, however, paid Remus no mind.
"Hmmm?"
"You are a wretched thing, you know."
"Hmph…"
"Stop that," Remus scolded Harry as he watched a small pink tongue dart out to lick the pudding off of his spoon. "You look far too enticing like that. We can't spend all of our time having sex. It's just not on, Harry."
Harry simply smirked. "What's wrong with us going at it like…um animals that go at it a lot? I can hardly think of a better way to spend time."
Shaking his head, Remus went and sat down on the couch. "You make me feel like a teenager. Hell, I wasn't even this randy when I was a teenager. You, Harry, are nothing but trouble."
A smirk appeared on Harry's face as he went to the kitchen to wash his bowl. When he emerged, he walked toward Remus with a determined look upon his face. "Okay, Remus. I'll take you up on it. No sex for the next twenty-four hours. What shall we do instead?"
Remus frowned. "I never said I was complaining, Harry. I was just merely making an observation."
"But, I'm nothing but trouble," Harry said with a grin. "Don't pout at me, Remus. What are you, five? If I recall correctly, you woke up with my face on your cock and I went down on you during our shower as well. You're not suffering needlessly."
Remus gave a long-sigh, "But I like having sex with you."
Harry foisted a faux-hurt expression on his face. "You only want me for one thing."
Remus raised an eyebrow at that. "Why? How many have you got?"
Harry tried to keep the frown on his face, but soon dissolved into a fit of laughter and was joined by Remus.
"Where did you ever hear that line? That's just dreadful," Harry said between guffaws.
Remus patted the cushion beside him and Harry sat down, leaning into Remus' side. "Well, when I was staying at this Muggle Hotel a few years back, there was this programme on called Red Dwarf. I didn't understand half of what was going on, but there was this bird and this bloke, and they had the funniest conversation. I've watched it a few times since. I haven't the foggiest about what's going on most of the time. But there are some funny bits."
Harry, still chuckling, said, "Like what?"
Remus gave him a look, standing up. "Would you like a cocktail?"
Harry, confused that the conversation had ended, merely smiled and said "Sure thing, Remus."
Remus tapped his bottom lip, as if contemplating what do make. "Would you like a Wormdo?"
Harry furrowed his brow, more confused than ever. "What's a Wormdo?"
Remus bit his bottom lip, "It wriggles on the ground like this."
Harry stared, open-mouthed at Remus who was scrunching his index finger like, well, a worm-sort of. Laughter bubbled up in his chest, erupting as he crushed his face into the couch cushion.
"That has got to be the stupidest joke I've ever heard in my life. Was that from the show?" Harry panted out.
Remus, who was chuckling at Harry's reaction, replied, "Well, according to the character, it was from a book, '1001 Fabulous Chat-Up Lines.' Can we have sex now?"
Harry stopped, having lost the thread of conversation. "I-um-No. Hey, I may be a randy teen, but I can keep it my pants every once in a while."
Remus grinned wryly, "I guess I had no better luck with it than that bloke did."
"Why? Are you on the pull?" Harry asked rather cheekily.
Remus snorted, "Perish the thought."
Harry got up and went to where Remus was standing. He kissed him on the cheek, wrapping his arms around Remus' neck. Harry purred in Remus' ear, "Could I interest you in a game of…Parcheesi?"
Remus turned to the shelf that held his collection of board games, "You are never going to let me live that down, are you?"
Harry smiled as he brought out some drinks and set them at the table. "Nope."