stole this from saji cuz i'm cool like that

[reddog645ci]

I AM: iron man?
I WANT: a fuckin raise
I HAVE: the hiccups
I WISH: i could fuckin tan
I HATE: the french
I MISS: my dad
I FEAR: scott pissed off
I HEAR: this loudass computer next to me
I SEARCH: for waldo
I WONDER: how much fun i'd have killing don long
I REGRET: not getting my dad out of costa rica in time
I LOVE: tv
I ACHE: in my knee cuz of the fucking rain
I ALWAYS: rock
I AM NOT: sane
I DANCE: just when i'm drunk and naked, so always
I SING: in the car
I CRY: more this year than ever
I WRITE: i'm illiterate
I WIN: when i do win all this shit we's partyin
I LOSE: not gonna happen, i won't let it
I CONFUSE: everyone, including myself
I NEED: to sleep
I SHOULD: sleep
I WILL: not sleep

[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: just here
You like to cook: fuck yeah
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yes
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: fuck no, my watch is right, it's the world that's wrong
You believe in love: depends

[WHO IS]
The weirdest person you know: myself
The loudest person you know: mara when she's drunk, which is basically always
The person that knows the most about you: probly scott, saji, or bud
Your crushes: 2 chix from work, this one i had in my psych class

[DO YOU]
Take a shower everyday: yeah, cuz i'm a dirty, dirty boy
Think you know you've been in love: no
Want to get married: yup, doin it in a kilt too
Have any tattoos/where: thinkin bout gettin one about my dad on my arm
Piercings/where: jacob's ladder
Think you're a health freak: fuck no, i eat vegans
Get along with your parents: sometimes, arguments with my dad r easier to win now(seriously bad joke but he woulda liked it)
Like thunderstorms: yeah, unless i lose power and tv

[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?]
Ryan: sisserson, one of my boyz from MI
Rob: wilkerson(my lil bro/bitch) and russell(dude almost as crazy as me)
Drew: asst manager at work
Heather: baird(great body but annoying as fuck)
Will: my lil cuz or houser(was like my brother till he sided with his worthless parents after they betrayed my family)
Paul: reiser, that dumbass from mad about you
Eve: adam's skanky ass bitch
John: douche:)
Laura: some chick from hs who had a smoken body but no personality besides 'bitch'
Alex: that bi chick on the oc
Justin: timberfuck
Ricky: martin, sadly enough
Jacob: ladder, my piercing
Jack: Mehoff
Graham: crackers
Lisa: waller(my girl) hannas(my former girl, fucked her life up but doing better)

[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: gotta check the carpet.......yup, red
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: not sure
EYE COLOR: blue, i'm scotch/irish, big surprise
PARENTS: singular now
SIBLINGS: possible half-sister
LIVE WITH: my mom and her friend cuz our house was fucking stolen from us a week after my dad died

[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: 32
COLOR: red
DAY: sunday, cuz it's when deadwood/sopranos/l-word comes on
MONTH: july
SONG: baby got back
FOOD: bbq
SEASON: winter
SPORT: basketball, football, golf, rugby, curling, yahtzee
DRINK: pepsi or tequila
VEGGIE: do fries count?
RELATIVE: my gparents on my mom's side

[PREFERENCES]
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: FUCK
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: chocolate milk
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: nigga please, milk