stolen from everyone's journals cuz i'm too lazy to think for myself

Mar 02, 2005 16:49

: Shoe size: 12
: Parents still together: technically, yes
: Siblings: half-sister, possibly
: Pets: da bud dawg

FAVORITES....
: Color: red motherfucker!
: Number: 32
: Animal: dawg
: Drinks: tequila, rum, and scotch
: Soda: pepsi(fuck coke)
: Book: anything by george carlin

EVER...
: Kicked someone in the nuts? yup
: Stolen anything? saji's soul
: Held a gun: i'm southern

DO YOU...
: Color your hair? : did once but no one could tell
: Twirl your hair? : too bald
: Have tattoos?: almost got one, but realized mom would kill me for doin it, and saji and scott for lettin me do it
: Have Piercings? : maybe
: Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: nope
: Cheat on tests/homework? : how do u think i survived kindergarten?
: Drink/Smoke? : yup/just cigars
: Like roller coasters? : fuck yes!
: Wish you could live somewhere else?: maui
: Want more piercing?: maybe
: Like cleaning?: too lazy
: Write in cursive or print? : i can write?
: Sweat a lot?: duh, i'm large
: Own a web cam? : ya but i never use it cuz i'm not 14 anymore
: Know how to drive?: debateable
: Diet?: only four-letter word i won't use
: Own a cell phone?: it owns me
: Ever get off the darn computer?: not since it sucked in my soul

HAVE U EVER ...
: Been in a fist fight? : yup
: Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? : i can't remember my name sober, but no
: Considered a life of crime? : just a murderous rampage or two
: Considered being a hooker? : already am one
: Cried over a girl/boy? : fuck no
: Lied to someone? : can't stop
: Been in love? : does my hand count?
: Fallen for your best friend? : nope
: Made out with JUST a friend?: yup, saji
: Been rejected? : sometimes, but never by saji
: Been in lust? : a few times, always for saji
: Used someone: just saji
: Been used? : yup, but not by saji
: Been cheated on? : oh hell yes, again, not by saji
: Been kissed? : yup, even by saji

CURRENTS...
: Current clothing: abercrombie track pants, sneakers, and an fsu shirt
: Current mood: bored and kinda sick
: Current taste: cherry throat drops
: What you currently smell like: axe
: Current hair : short on top, long down low
: Current thing I ought to be doing: writing my paper due tomorrow or studying for my quiz tomorrow
: Current cds in stereo: none in stereo, some burned thing in the truck
: Current job: student/corporate bitch

THE LAST TIME...
: Last book you read: some school shit
: Last movie you saw: cursed, and it sucked balls
: Last thing you ate: cherry throat drop
: Last person you talked to on the phone: the mothership

DID YOU...
: Do drugs? : smoked weed 3 times my freshman year to get my stoner roommates off my ass about it
: Believe there is life on other planets? : i'm still looking for life on this planet
: Read the newspaper? : fuck no
: Believe in miracles? : only that hitchner's a father
: Do well in school? : depends
: Hate yourself?: y not, everyone else does
: Have an obsession? : too many to count
: Have a secret crush? : kinda
: Collect anything? : the souls of the weak, and shotglasses
: Have a best friend? : do the ones in my head count?
: Close friends?: yeah, bunch of fuckin cocksuckers
: Like your handwriting? : hardly legible
: Care about looks? : only regarding the length of my ass hair

LOVE LIFE....
: First crush: cassie chase
: First kiss: daughter of my grandparents' neighbors
: Single or attached?: solo
: Do you believe in love at first sight?: depends on how my cock feels
: Do you believe in "the one?”: u mean neo?
: Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: those r the only kind i play
: Are you a tease?: can be
: Shy to make the first move? : depends on my alcohol content

ARE U A..
: Wuss: u wanna start somethin, biatch?
: Druggy: just caffeine and excedrin pm
: Daydreamer: not really
: Freak: there's a consensus that i am
: Sarcastic: me? never!
: Angel: only halo i have is the one for xbox. actually, i don't have the game, or an xbox. i'm such a loser
: Devil: again, there's quite a list of people who believe i am
: Shy: nah
: Talkative: depends on my alcohol content
: Flirt: i am a manwhore
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