haha its cold
LOL im feeling a little crazy so here was my day, itll amuse u
i woke up hella late and then frantically wrapped all the xmas present for my uncles family, then we went there. so heres waht happened. mom let it slip i have a bf and my dad got all freaky about it and my uncle was drilling me on him. i am so going to kill my mom for that LOL. and then eric showed up with stephanie and that was cool, stephanies hella cool and then her me eric and mat (my "cousins" bf) went out to smoke and then my "aunt" linda came out to smoke with us, which was cool. mat is hella funny and was shocked to learn that i smoke and that im not exactly the mostest innocent person out there LOL he was all like "but u seem so innocent" i was rollling on the floor laughing as was eric eric was like "dude where have u been shes my sister of course she isnt going to be all that innocent" and then we drank also. but heres the most amusing thing that happened ..... u ready for it ..... my dad caught me smoking! LMAO heres how that went
*walked out with eric steph and mar to smoke*
mat: u smoke *shocked face, i offered him one*
*we all start laughing*
eric: dude shes my sister
mat: true true
*laugh again*
*linda comes out and starts smoking and we jsut talk about random stuff*
me: *dad walks around looks at all of use, i cup my cig* Hi dad
dad: *pissed off look and walks back in* (he started slightly bitching at mom, from what she told me)
*eric and i just laugh*
linda: *confussed* huh
me: my dad didnt kno i smoked
linda: ohhhh, ah well hell get over it, im sure my kids do worst stuff that i dont know about *mat chuckles* and that i dont want to know about
eric: yea he will, after he sulks for a few weeks and blames everybody but her for it
linda: really?
eric: yea he freaked for a week when he found out i smoked, he threw me out
linda: damn, id never do that. its ur life and who am i to tell anybody how to life there life, all i can hope is that my kids and everybody else is just doing whats rite for them and what works for them (this is when i realized that shes hella cool and i luv her to pieced now!)
*dad walks back out*
linda: umm im going to go check the green beans
all of us: yea do u need help with that, well help u
*dad follows us and pulls me aside*
dad: karen, i cant believe your smoking ciggerettes *nonchalant face* u have no clue how disapointed and upset i am rite now. i know uve heard this speach before but u honestly have no clue what ur doing to ur body. i kno what ur doing, i know what this does to ppl ive seen it. it hurts me so much that ur doing this to urself it hurts me inside. i am so disapointed in u *keeps my same face* *he walks back in and i follow with a big grin on my face*
*the rest of the nite, caring on as usual talking and hanging out and laughing* <-- i think that hella pissed him off :D
LOL amused the hell out of me and linda and eric and karen, the guy actually thought he could still get to me with that "im so disapointed" shit little does he kno that i just dont care what he thinks anymore, he isnt worth my time or energy. ive got better things to do then worry about how hes feeling about my actions. tho i am expecting hes going to be childlike and return all the xmas presents he bought me, but i dont really care anyhoo. i dont really want what he was prolly getting me since hell this is the one year i could the cash instead! LOL
then on the way home mom and i had what she calls an "adult conversation" basically it was how im so much smarter and shit than eric and the "lecture on smoking" she promised dad she would give me since she told him that she had no clue LOL that lier she buys my cigs!
the smoking lecture turned into omg what is she doing, here
mom: well at least u arent as bad as ur brother, u dont do drugs and u dont drink
me: *long pause*
mom: u dont do u
me: mom i do not do drugs
mom: what about the drinking
me: i do drink
mom: what and when
me; what--whatever there is, when-- when i wanna and i have opurtunity
mom: where?
me: with some of my friends
mom: are u smart about it, how do u kno ur not being stupid
me: cuz ive never passed out, and i remember what i do (flat out lie :P)
mom: do u have alcohol in my house
me: no (flat out lie, i need to get that shit out now!)
mom: have u ever
me: yea
mom: why, u kno how i feel about it
me: cuz i needed a place to put it
mom: well i kno ur not getting it from me and ur underage ......
me: is that where im supposed to jump in and tell u who buys it for me
mom: no cuzi kno u wont ............. what about sex. are u involved in any sexual activities
me: *burts out laughing* what
mom: are u involved in sxual activites
me: *chuckling* mom i ..... no comment
mom: what, tell me ur an adult now and were having an adult conversation
me: ur rite i am an adult and as an adult i have the rite to not answer that question or any other ones that may further incriminate myslef LOL
mom: well i just want to know that ur being safe and not stupid
me: mom i am being safe .... in all my activities.
mom: fine then
me: hey i need a pack care to stop off and buy me one LOL
that was fun, but the whole sex thing yea rite i was going to actually answer that. she wasnt happy and all she needs to kno is hey mom i am being safe u wanna see my stock of condoms or my pretty green pills LMAO shit that might actually land me out on my ass
then i went out drinking with karen LOL that was the best part. we had miller and red vines which is soooooo good. *drools* LOL and then we decided to go on a search for ryans house and see if he was back from LA yet and we found what we thought was his house so i called him and we talked and we discussed the fact that there are acually streets in burlingame. ..... u kinda had to have been on the phone and been there but it was hilarious. that kid cracks me up ten fold! and then karen and i walked around more and we found a park by his house (hehe parks *good memories* with grown up swings so we played in the sand and swinged hehe, and then i SWEAR TO GOD i saw jesus. we were walking past a church and i was like WHAT THE FUCK I CANT BELIEVE I JUST FUCKING GOT CARDED FOR A FUCKING LIGHTER (yea i got carded for a lighter, do u kno messed that is, i mean come on ive been buying lighters forever!) and karen was like dont say fuck were by a church so then i said an our father (or at least what i can remember) and then i was like wait, i dont care, u dont care so FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK LOL and then we were about to cross the street and there was a no u turn sign, only it wasnt one. IT WAS JESUS! he was doing the uncle sam point and the circle with the line protruding from it was still visible so it was like a no jesus sign, and i was like "dude thats jesus there in the sign" and my friend didnt see him. im still tripping out over that
but now i must venture to bed its like 4 am and im not sure if i hafta work in the morning LOL but yea nitey nite dear journal and all my loyal err not so loyal readers :D
i woke up hella late and then frantically wrapped all the xmas present for my uncles family, then we went there. so heres waht happened. mom let it slip i have a bf and my dad got all freaky about it and my uncle was drilling me on him. i am so going to kill my mom for that LOL. and then eric showed up with stephanie and that was cool, stephanies hella cool and then her me eric and mat (my "cousins" bf) went out to smoke and then my "aunt" linda came out to smoke with us, which was cool. mat is hella funny and was shocked to learn that i smoke and that im not exactly the mostest innocent person out there LOL he was all like "but u seem so innocent" i was rollling on the floor laughing as was eric eric was like "dude where have u been shes my sister of course she isnt going to be all that innocent" and then we drank also. but heres the most amusing thing that happened ..... u ready for it ..... my dad caught me smoking! LMAO heres how that went
*walked out with eric steph and mar to smoke*
mat: u smoke *shocked face, i offered him one*
*we all start laughing*
eric: dude shes my sister
mat: true true
*laugh again*
*linda comes out and starts smoking and we jsut talk about random stuff*
me: *dad walks around looks at all of use, i cup my cig* Hi dad
dad: *pissed off look and walks back in* (he started slightly bitching at mom, from what she told me)
*eric and i just laugh*
linda: *confussed* huh
me: my dad didnt kno i smoked
linda: ohhhh, ah well hell get over it, im sure my kids do worst stuff that i dont know about *mat chuckles* and that i dont want to know about
eric: yea he will, after he sulks for a few weeks and blames everybody but her for it
linda: really?
eric: yea he freaked for a week when he found out i smoked, he threw me out
linda: damn, id never do that. its ur life and who am i to tell anybody how to life there life, all i can hope is that my kids and everybody else is just doing whats rite for them and what works for them (this is when i realized that shes hella cool and i luv her to pieced now!)
*dad walks back out*
linda: umm im going to go check the green beans
all of us: yea do u need help with that, well help u
*dad follows us and pulls me aside*
dad: karen, i cant believe your smoking ciggerettes *nonchalant face* u have no clue how disapointed and upset i am rite now. i know uve heard this speach before but u honestly have no clue what ur doing to ur body. i kno what ur doing, i know what this does to ppl ive seen it. it hurts me so much that ur doing this to urself it hurts me inside. i am so disapointed in u *keeps my same face* *he walks back in and i follow with a big grin on my face*
*the rest of the nite, caring on as usual talking and hanging out and laughing* <-- i think that hella pissed him off :D
LOL amused the hell out of me and linda and eric and karen, the guy actually thought he could still get to me with that "im so disapointed" shit little does he kno that i just dont care what he thinks anymore, he isnt worth my time or energy. ive got better things to do then worry about how hes feeling about my actions. tho i am expecting hes going to be childlike and return all the xmas presents he bought me, but i dont really care anyhoo. i dont really want what he was prolly getting me since hell this is the one year i could the cash instead! LOL
then on the way home mom and i had what she calls an "adult conversation" basically it was how im so much smarter and shit than eric and the "lecture on smoking" she promised dad she would give me since she told him that she had no clue LOL that lier she buys my cigs!
the smoking lecture turned into omg what is she doing, here
mom: well at least u arent as bad as ur brother, u dont do drugs and u dont drink
me: *long pause*
mom: u dont do u
me: mom i do not do drugs
mom: what about the drinking
me: i do drink
mom: what and when
me; what--whatever there is, when-- when i wanna and i have opurtunity
mom: where?
me: with some of my friends
mom: are u smart about it, how do u kno ur not being stupid
me: cuz ive never passed out, and i remember what i do (flat out lie :P)
mom: do u have alcohol in my house
me: no (flat out lie, i need to get that shit out now!)
mom: have u ever
me: yea
mom: why, u kno how i feel about it
me: cuz i needed a place to put it
mom: well i kno ur not getting it from me and ur underage ......
me: is that where im supposed to jump in and tell u who buys it for me
mom: no cuzi kno u wont ............. what about sex. are u involved in any sexual activities
me: *burts out laughing* what
mom: are u involved in sxual activites
me: *chuckling* mom i ..... no comment
mom: what, tell me ur an adult now and were having an adult conversation
me: ur rite i am an adult and as an adult i have the rite to not answer that question or any other ones that may further incriminate myslef LOL
mom: well i just want to know that ur being safe and not stupid
me: mom i am being safe .... in all my activities.
mom: fine then
me: hey i need a pack care to stop off and buy me one LOL
that was fun, but the whole sex thing yea rite i was going to actually answer that. she wasnt happy and all she needs to kno is hey mom i am being safe u wanna see my stock of condoms or my pretty green pills LMAO shit that might actually land me out on my ass
then i went out drinking with karen LOL that was the best part. we had miller and red vines which is soooooo good. *drools* LOL and then we decided to go on a search for ryans house and see if he was back from LA yet and we found what we thought was his house so i called him and we talked and we discussed the fact that there are acually streets in burlingame. ..... u kinda had to have been on the phone and been there but it was hilarious. that kid cracks me up ten fold! and then karen and i walked around more and we found a park by his house (hehe parks *good memories* with grown up swings so we played in the sand and swinged hehe, and then i SWEAR TO GOD i saw jesus. we were walking past a church and i was like WHAT THE FUCK I CANT BELIEVE I JUST FUCKING GOT CARDED FOR A FUCKING LIGHTER (yea i got carded for a lighter, do u kno messed that is, i mean come on ive been buying lighters forever!) and karen was like dont say fuck were by a church so then i said an our father (or at least what i can remember) and then i was like wait, i dont care, u dont care so FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK LOL and then we were about to cross the street and there was a no u turn sign, only it wasnt one. IT WAS JESUS! he was doing the uncle sam point and the circle with the line protruding from it was still visible so it was like a no jesus sign, and i was like "dude thats jesus there in the sign" and my friend didnt see him. im still tripping out over that
but now i must venture to bed its like 4 am and im not sure if i hafta work in the morning LOL but yea nitey nite dear journal and all my loyal err not so loyal readers :D