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i stole this from someone else & thought it should be posted... heh
Republican National Convention Schedule
New York, NY
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:50 PM Seminar #2: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
Republican National Convention Schedule
New York, NY
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:50 PM Seminar #2: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord