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[redd_cat]

You know, I complained before about someone harassing me about shoes, but she was probably right.

There. I said it.

I want a contract with Adidas.

Do you want to know why?

Because then I too could be this coolI'll give you a moment to fully appreciate that thought

Comments

[rich_harden]

:) Don't worry about it so much. We still like you, Cat. I know I like you. So cheer up.

[redd_cat]

No, don't worry. I'm good.

But thank you, for real.

[jake_delhomme]

No need to explain. If anyone needs an explanation on why you feel the way you do, then it isn't worth giving. It's just the way you feel.

By the way, surprisingly, I like women's soccer, so I know who you are. :)

[redd_cat]

I know I already freaked you out getting all excited over this, but I just noticed something else about what you wrote, so I've got to say: there's nothing surprising about liking women's soccer. It's only natural.

[jose_theodore]

I wish shoes would endorse me. I totally own like 500 pairs. It would be really beneficial to them because I love shoes so much, I think.

[redd_cat]

You've had other endorsements, though, right? I saw that Gatorade commercial.

Nike pretty much endorses all of us, unless we're stubborn like CP and then we run away to Adidas. But I just don't see any reason to switch.

[jose_theodore]

most of my endorsements got taken away when my family was being investigated for mob related activities. They sure as hell didn't come back when they were convicted.

[devilbrodeur]

Hi. We haven't really met but I just have to ask, did a gay hockey player piss in your cornflakes?

[redd_cat]

Well, hey.

We haven't really met, but I just have to ask, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[ozzy_les]

Oh, come on, Cat. No one needs to know what he and his mother get up to.

[redd_cat]

Watch your mouth, too, Leslie.