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I filled out another dumb survey, because I cannot sleep and do not want to watch a fifth OZ episode of the night quite yet... Before I post it, I want to highlight the survey's final question as a cry for help...
40 Things You Might Not Know.
1. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
White with burgundy stripes…
2. What are you listening to right now?
The mighty mighty bosstones….
3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
01
4. What was the last thing you ate?
A bunch of pepperoncini…
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Blue, but you know I’ve been out of kindergarten far too long to properly analyze this question…
6. How is the weather right now?
Not too cold…
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Trevor…
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Smile, maybe… eyes, yeah… eyes are bitching…
9. Favorite type of Food?
pepperoncini
10. Do you drink?
Yes, only if its beer or hard alcohol, though…
11. Do you smoke?
Only weed and cigarettes…. And some crack, its always rude to pass up a smoking bowl of crack…
12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
Yes… several times… Emily saw my penis, the whole thing is being turned into a broadway musical
13. What colour are your eyes?
blue
15. Do you wear contacts?
no.
16. Single?
Nope, not a single contact for aesthetics, either…
17. Favorite Month?
July, because its my birthday month, and we all know jesus was really born then…
18. Ever cried for no reason?
Doubt it…
19. Last Movie you watched?
Hmmm… citizen ruth… its been all-oz, all the time since…
20. Favorite day of the week?
Thursday.
21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Probably… If the girl is turned on by sweat and twitching of nerves, shes a keeper…
22. Hugs or Kisses?
Kisses… but hugs are nice too… what am I, a fucking care bear?
23. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate, best drug ever.
24. Next tattoo?
None, father’s wishes
25. Who is your favorite political theorist?
Al franken
26. What is your favorite "very special episode"?
the pep pills with Jessie on Saved by the Bell… I’M SO EXCITED! I’M SO… AFRAID… I have decided to start checking to see when and if that episode is coming on soon… TBS, M-F, 8-9am, y’all…
27. What books are you reading?
Kind of reading “native son,” half-heartedly…
28. PIERCINGS
besides the cock ring? None…
29. Fav. Movie?
Rushmore or clerks
30. Fav. baseball team?
THE BOSTON RED SOX
31. Any pets?
Not really, in the apt, at least
32. AIM?
Sfunkconnection… or “yes,” if you just wanted to know if I used AIM or not…
33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn?
Buttered and salted to the point where the FDA should stop me…
34. Dogs or cats?
Dogs, but not if they make a mess or shed profusely
35. Fav. flower?
So this is a “care bears” thing…
36. Have you ever fired a gun?
At rifling in camp… I am currently really not into guns at all… They scare me
37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car
sex… oh, right, uh… car… planes kind of suck
38. What is your favorite monty python's flying circus skit?
I think monty python is the single most overrated comedy institution this side of Seinfeld
39. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1
40. Are you missing someone?
Adi Nochur, come home, dinner’s getting cold… I made meat, just like you like!
Another note... The ULTIMATE Simpsons site... There are never too many sites like this, chock full of information... Not as easy to navigate as my previously linked Arrested Development site though...
40 Things You Might Not Know.
1. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
White with burgundy stripes…
2. What are you listening to right now?
The mighty mighty bosstones….
3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
01
4. What was the last thing you ate?
A bunch of pepperoncini…
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Blue, but you know I’ve been out of kindergarten far too long to properly analyze this question…
6. How is the weather right now?
Not too cold…
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Trevor…
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Smile, maybe… eyes, yeah… eyes are bitching…
9. Favorite type of Food?
pepperoncini
10. Do you drink?
Yes, only if its beer or hard alcohol, though…
11. Do you smoke?
Only weed and cigarettes…. And some crack, its always rude to pass up a smoking bowl of crack…
12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
Yes… several times… Emily saw my penis, the whole thing is being turned into a broadway musical
13. What colour are your eyes?
blue
15. Do you wear contacts?
no.
16. Single?
Nope, not a single contact for aesthetics, either…
17. Favorite Month?
July, because its my birthday month, and we all know jesus was really born then…
18. Ever cried for no reason?
Doubt it…
19. Last Movie you watched?
Hmmm… citizen ruth… its been all-oz, all the time since…
20. Favorite day of the week?
Thursday.
21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Probably… If the girl is turned on by sweat and twitching of nerves, shes a keeper…
22. Hugs or Kisses?
Kisses… but hugs are nice too… what am I, a fucking care bear?
23. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate, best drug ever.
24. Next tattoo?
None, father’s wishes
25. Who is your favorite political theorist?
Al franken
26. What is your favorite "very special episode"?
the pep pills with Jessie on Saved by the Bell… I’M SO EXCITED! I’M SO… AFRAID… I have decided to start checking to see when and if that episode is coming on soon… TBS, M-F, 8-9am, y’all…
27. What books are you reading?
Kind of reading “native son,” half-heartedly…
28. PIERCINGS
besides the cock ring? None…
29. Fav. Movie?
Rushmore or clerks
30. Fav. baseball team?
THE BOSTON RED SOX
31. Any pets?
Not really, in the apt, at least
32. AIM?
Sfunkconnection… or “yes,” if you just wanted to know if I used AIM or not…
33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn?
Buttered and salted to the point where the FDA should stop me…
34. Dogs or cats?
Dogs, but not if they make a mess or shed profusely
35. Fav. flower?
So this is a “care bears” thing…
36. Have you ever fired a gun?
At rifling in camp… I am currently really not into guns at all… They scare me
37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car
sex… oh, right, uh… car… planes kind of suck
38. What is your favorite monty python's flying circus skit?
I think monty python is the single most overrated comedy institution this side of Seinfeld
39. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1
40. Are you missing someone?
Adi Nochur, come home, dinner’s getting cold… I made meat, just like you like!
Another note... The ULTIMATE Simpsons site... There are never too many sites like this, chock full of information... Not as easy to navigate as my previously linked Arrested Development site though...