bored, so I'm updating
Today was wonderful, in a "God didn't fuck u up the ass, an aero plane didn't crash into ur room, Mr. Alterbum wasn't being a fucking prick" kinda way. To start off my wonderful day I had a cup of coffee this morning at J&G, and I made it to school in time. Fucking yeah doggy! Then proceed to economics, we talked about wild cows and bulls running around the northern Canada, fishes in the Hudson river gives u cancer, how fucked up the tax system is, Nixon was a dick, blah, blah, fuck Nixon. And then something happened at lunch, that I don't EVER want to talk about, with ANYONE, if u were lucky enough to be there, good, keep ur mouth shut. Then math, which was boring as usual, didn't accomplish much besides drawing a pirate on a quarter.
Anyways, I realize that I complain a lot on my LJ, well, good, I like complaining about shit. It's what I do, at least I'm being honest about it, I FUCKING COMPLAINS. I'm an open complainer, unlike some closet complainer, I like to put all my complains up front. If there's something I don't like, I complain about it. For example, I hate waiting in the line at the bank. I went to the bank today to pick up the money mother dearest sent me, the line was fucking loong, I don't exaggerate things, so trust me when I say "fucking loong". Does ur mind ever wonder when u're in a really long line? I know I do, I started to think about things, like what would happen if some ppl just barge in the bank and start shooting random ppl with their AK47s? I'll tell u what I'll do if that shit happens, I'd step on the 4 feet tall spanish fella in front of me, jump, push aside the skinny retarded looking white guy, and dive behind the fattest fatass I can find. Cuz in comic books fat can obsorb bullets, yes, OBSORB bullets then relect them, like the Blob from "x men", fat is awesome...
Do u know what's really annoying? When u're crossing a street during a red light, then suddenly the light swiches to green, when u're right in the middle of the street, and u dunno wether u should keep going across the street, or turn around and go back. Then u just stop walking all together and starting to think about it in the middle of the street. Then all the cars starting to honk at u, and the drivers call you a fucking retard. Well, that happened to me today.
Anyways, I realize that I complain a lot on my LJ, well, good, I like complaining about shit. It's what I do, at least I'm being honest about it, I FUCKING COMPLAINS. I'm an open complainer, unlike some closet complainer, I like to put all my complains up front. If there's something I don't like, I complain about it. For example, I hate waiting in the line at the bank. I went to the bank today to pick up the money mother dearest sent me, the line was fucking loong, I don't exaggerate things, so trust me when I say "fucking loong". Does ur mind ever wonder when u're in a really long line? I know I do, I started to think about things, like what would happen if some ppl just barge in the bank and start shooting random ppl with their AK47s? I'll tell u what I'll do if that shit happens, I'd step on the 4 feet tall spanish fella in front of me, jump, push aside the skinny retarded looking white guy, and dive behind the fattest fatass I can find. Cuz in comic books fat can obsorb bullets, yes, OBSORB bullets then relect them, like the Blob from "x men", fat is awesome...
Do u know what's really annoying? When u're crossing a street during a red light, then suddenly the light swiches to green, when u're right in the middle of the street, and u dunno wether u should keep going across the street, or turn around and go back. Then u just stop walking all together and starting to think about it in the middle of the street. Then all the cars starting to honk at u, and the drivers call you a fucking retard. Well, that happened to me today.