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16th Combo - [Voicemail to Eridan]

Aug 18, 2011 15:09

[Damn it, he doesn't want to talk to Eridan, but this needs to be said.]

Eridan, I know what I said before, but I need to clear something up. I don't pity you. At all. Especially not like that.

[He ends the call quickly.

Ugh, he really hopes that that's the end of that.]

*eridan, this's why eridan can't have nice things, can't stand your face, #voicemail, lloyd fails at romance

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[Video] forevveraglub August 18 2011, 20:51:27 UTC

[OH HI LLOYD. GOT YOUR MESSAGE!]

[Have an amuse Eridan, alright? Sweet ok.]

I could gather that by all this black flirtin' you'we been throwin' my way, if you DID pity me, then that'd be a bit scandalous all things considered.

[Video] redcladidealist August 18 2011, 20:54:19 UTC

[Aakdlfajsk that was not an invitation to call him back!]

I'm not flirting with you! That's the whole point!

[Lloyd still thinks they're dealing with the pity quadrants.]

[Video] forevveraglub August 18 2011, 20:57:35 UTC

[DEAL WW IT.]

No, I get that you're not red flirtin' with me, but you'we been pretty goddamn forward with your black adwances.

[Video] redcladidealist August 18 2011, 21:01:34 UTC

What are you talking about? I don't like you like that at all! I'd be happy if I never saw your face again!

[Such massive black denial!]

[Video] forevveraglub August 18 2011, 21:12:31 UTC

Are you familiar with the phrase "Actions speak louder than words"? If not, get familiar with it.

[Such smugness!]

[Video] redcladidealist August 18 2011, 21:18:41 UTC

I don't think I could make my actions speak any clearer. Or weren't you paying attention when we fought!

[Video] forevveraglub August 18 2011, 21:30:16 UTC

But that's EXACTLY what I mean!

[Video] redcladidealist August 18 2011, 21:36:08 UTC

Auugh! I knew it was a mistake to call you!

Look, Eridan. I. Don't. Like. You. At all. I don't pity you, I don't want to be around you, I hate you. The only thing I've ever wanted to do with you is hit you! There! Now have I made myself clear?!

[Video] forevveraglub August 18 2011, 22:23:54 UTC

... Redscarf, you newer fail to be fowardsuch. It's remarkable, really, with how shameless you are towards a taken troll. But I understand, you don't pity me, and that's fine. I don't WANT you to pity me, especially if you're admittin' you hate me like that. Especially with such strong black adwances.

Don't you get it? I'm not talkin' about pity. I'm talkin' about hate.

[Video] redcladidealist August 18 2011, 22:34:22 UTC

Oh. [Deep breath. Good. This is a good thing here. Eridan's still saying things that don't make sense, or at least don't seem to have anything to do with the conversation, but at least he's admitting that he knows that Lloyd isn't flirting with him.

Is that relief showing on his face? It is.]

Then just so we're clear, I don't want you to pity me, either. Not human pity or troll pity or any pity at all. We'll both stick to black things. Got it?

[Because black is hate and has nothing to do with romantic feelings at all. Except for whatever it is that Karkat and Eridan have, but that still confuses Lloyd and he's pretty sure it doesn't apply to him.]

[Video] forevveraglub August 18 2011, 22:39:51 UTC

... Lloyd...

Are you TRYIN' to entice me? Tryin' to get me to commit black infidelity on my kismesis? You want to make this black?

[SO SHAMELESS LLOYD.]

[Video] redcladidealist August 18 2011, 22:50:26 UTC

[Have a hostile look.]

I'm not trying to do anything, but yes, I want this to stay black. Maybe someday if you stop being a jerk we can try out something else- ["Friendship" is too positive a word, but maybe a lack of hostility.] -but until then I don't want you to think I want anything else.

Karkat doesn't have to be involved in this at all. We can deal with this ourselves.

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