Pain makes you angry, or something.
So last night I was up for quite a few hours with nearly crippling abdominal pain (I refuse to call them cramps- I've had cramps, these were mutated, evil, spawn of cramps perhaps) which led to the following lovely dreams:
your roommate is evil, hates you, and wants you dead
First, some subplot that was very intricate and plotty that I don't remember that involves the roommate and I running away from something, we're in a department store, and younger, and shorter. Then we're in some cabin somewhere, and I think my parents are there too, and the roommate and my parents are telling me some story about how a few years ago she killed someone in some creepy way but was temporarily crazy and therefore absolved of the whole thing. I think it involves a cult. But as she's telling the story she's all happy and laughing and I'm seriously getting creeped out. I think my parents are part of the cult thing too. Or something. There were many more details this morning...
sex is good, isn't it. you remember, sex?
Ben is back in town. Or visiting. Or whatever. My brother lets me borrow his apartment for sexcapades. (although I don't think any sex actually happens, unfortunately) Lots of wandering about the neighborhood, weird magic shrinking apartment that involves lots of narrow staircases and hidden rooms. There is cuddling, I think, and making out, but no sex. Aarrgh. Also, traveling about on my motorbike. Apparently, it only takes 2-3 hours to get from NY to Ohio. Exciting.
stalkers, however, aren't good. give 'em conner instead, so you can have more sex
Unfortunately, at some point with me not having sex, I gain some weird stalker type person who has sent me an email about how they're coming to visit me and how I'm obliged to take them in because I didn't respond to the email their friend sent me telling about the visit. This is some (guy) I barely know, he's all into me, and I totally don't want a visit from him. This interferes with my plans. A lot. And Ben might have to go back to Japan, or something. Oh, and evil creepy guy kidnaps Ben! Because he's taking up my time, or something. I seem to recall an IM conversation. But it's okay, because at this point Ben has become Connor.
My subconscious sums it all up:
Everyone is evil
I am currently not having sex
Thanks subconscious, that was plenty helpful.
your roommate is evil, hates you, and wants you dead
First, some subplot that was very intricate and plotty that I don't remember that involves the roommate and I running away from something, we're in a department store, and younger, and shorter. Then we're in some cabin somewhere, and I think my parents are there too, and the roommate and my parents are telling me some story about how a few years ago she killed someone in some creepy way but was temporarily crazy and therefore absolved of the whole thing. I think it involves a cult. But as she's telling the story she's all happy and laughing and I'm seriously getting creeped out. I think my parents are part of the cult thing too. Or something. There were many more details this morning...
sex is good, isn't it. you remember, sex?
Ben is back in town. Or visiting. Or whatever. My brother lets me borrow his apartment for sexcapades. (although I don't think any sex actually happens, unfortunately) Lots of wandering about the neighborhood, weird magic shrinking apartment that involves lots of narrow staircases and hidden rooms. There is cuddling, I think, and making out, but no sex. Aarrgh. Also, traveling about on my motorbike. Apparently, it only takes 2-3 hours to get from NY to Ohio. Exciting.
stalkers, however, aren't good. give 'em conner instead, so you can have more sex
Unfortunately, at some point with me not having sex, I gain some weird stalker type person who has sent me an email about how they're coming to visit me and how I'm obliged to take them in because I didn't respond to the email their friend sent me telling about the visit. This is some (guy) I barely know, he's all into me, and I totally don't want a visit from him. This interferes with my plans. A lot. And Ben might have to go back to Japan, or something. Oh, and evil creepy guy kidnaps Ben! Because he's taking up my time, or something. I seem to recall an IM conversation. But it's okay, because at this point Ben has become Connor.
My subconscious sums it all up:
Everyone is evil
I am currently not having sex
Thanks subconscious, that was plenty helpful.