005 ☠ voice [backdated to Friday]

Jul 10, 2010 20:41

For those of you who have experienced the hatching of a Pokémon egg first hand...they are not meant to glow, are they?

[Yes, he sounds quite distressed and very, very confused. Eggs do not work this way.]

I do hope there isn't something wrong with i--

[Suddenly there's a loud fwoooosh!]

Spina spin? Spinarak!

IYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Decided to take ( Read more... )

fucking eggs how do they work?, do not want, oh god spiders

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[ Voice ] devilbatshit July 11 2010, 03:12:47 UTC
Kekeke, eggs glow? Who knew?

So what did you get in it?

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[ Voice ] redcinematics July 11 2010, 18:50:27 UTC
I certainly didn't.

A spider. A disgusting, repulsive spider.

[While in reality it's actually quite cute...]

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[ Voice ] devilbatshit July 11 2010, 18:52:29 UTC
Woah, that bad? The thing must be fucking massive, right?!

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[ Voice ] redcinematics July 11 2010, 18:57:15 UTC
It is! I have to use both hands to hold it down!

[There's a disgruntled Spina! Spinarak! in the background. Poor Spinarak doesn't like being treated like this.]

Quiet, you.

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[ Voice ] devilbatshit July 11 2010, 18:58:16 UTC
[Listening to Spinarak]
Aww poor thing, maybe it needs a hug?

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[ Voice ] redcinematics July 11 2010, 18:59:49 UTC
It already took the liberty of attaching itself to my face. I am not giving it a second chance.

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[ Voice ] devilbatshit July 11 2010, 19:02:23 UTC
Kekeke!! No way! KEKEKE!!

[ Give him a second to catch his breath ]

Why don't you just stand on it, lady?

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[ Voice ] redcinematics July 13 2010, 01:23:42 UTC
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!

[There's a pause...]

Wonderful idea.

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[ Voice ] devilbatshit July 13 2010, 01:49:23 UTC
[ Waiting for a good few seconds, almost a minutes. ]

So...? Is it dead yet?

[ More waiting ]

...or maybe you're dead, kekeke!

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