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[redchannels]

[Speaking into a tape recorder.]

Yesterday, I found their hideout. They appear to be vast in number, and most aren't showing their faces, stinkin' cowards.

Still no sign of Russia.

I've compiled a LIST for the general awareness and safety of the people.

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[holodnaya_voyna]

[peering over your shoulder]

Ah, flowers are very pretty!

[redchannels]

[Jumps like, two feet in the air!!]

Ahh! How did you get in here?!

[holodnaya_voyna]

I came to visit!

[redchannels]

You can't just decide to visit!

If anything, I should be the one visiting you. [Glare.]

Damnit, I specifically told Tony to keep watch.

[holodnaya_voyna]

You visit me...?

Ah! Da! This is lovely idea! We should go now!

[redchannels]

NO WAY. We are staying right here where I can keep an eye on you.

And the flowers ARE pretty great. I like the one with the hat.

[holodnaya_voyna]

But I could give you tour of my home!

I like little yellow one!

[redchannels]

That frozen wasteland? I've seen it.

[Adds the little yellow one to the list.]

[holodnaya_voyna]

But you could see more of it, da?

[redchannels]

...No.

[holodnaya_voyna]

[giggles]

Is a shame.

[redchannels]

Your face is a shame.

[holodnaya_voyna]

Perhaps you are looking in mirror by mistake, stupid little one!

[redchannels]

Shows what YOU know. I already locked that stupid mirror in the closet.

It was always watching me.

[holodnaya_voyna]

...

What?

[redchannels]

I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU.

--GET OUT.