Text [♉] : Cool dream, but now try to GTFO.

Nov 30, 2011 22:14

hAHAHA,
hEEEYYY,
sO TH1S DREAM'S PRETTY AWESOME, nO L1E THERE,
bUT A GUY HAS TO GET H1S ASS UP NOW.
wAKEY WAKEY FOR GOOD OL' GOALPOSTS.
sOMEONE M1ND HELP1NG A LOWBLOOD OUT?

did i mention horns?, so any help waking up, where the hell is this, horns, sos, the summoner, intro, lysunder, no seriously, first entry, there's kind of this war thing, and he's kind of like a leader, time to gtfo, homestuck

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gonna try and juggle both of them at once, aw yeah withoutasign December 1 2011, 03:54:53 UTC
THIS ISN'T A DREAM, MY FRIEND, AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT MAY BE.
IT IS HAPPILY VERY, VERY REAL.

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Hot. redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 03:56:23 UTC
1T HAS TO BE A DREAM.
1F 1T WASN'T, tHEN 1T'S A N1GHTMARE.
1 CAN'T BE HERE.
1 HAVE TO WAKE UP AND GET THE NEXT TROOP READY FOR TOMORROW.

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withoutasign December 1 2011, 04:02:29 UTC
FROM WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD, AND WHAT I UNDERSTAND, IT WON'T MATTER.
YOU WILL EVENTUALLY RETURN TO YOUR OWN TIME AND NOTHING WILL HAVE CHANGED.
SO RELAX.
YOUR TROOPS WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU RETURN.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 04:06:43 UTC
[Probably the most reassuring thing he's been told yet. Still pretty sure this is a dream though... Maybe. It...]

[It has to be.]

a PLEASANT THOUGHT,
1'LL G1VE YA THAT, rED.
bUT 1 CAN'T PUT ANY SLACK 1N SOMETH1NG THAT ST1LL FL1ES W1TH DREAM LOG1C.
tHERE'S NO WAY A PLACE L1KE TH1S EX1STS, aND EVEN 1F 1T D1D, 1 SHOULDN'T BE HERE ENJOY1NG MYSELF WH1LE MY WORLD 1S THREATENED BY HER 1MPER1AL HAND.

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withoutasign December 1 2011, 04:14:53 UTC
[Okay, now you've got his attention. Her Imperial hand? Say what?]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
HAS THE REBELLION BEGUN?

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 04:22:12 UTC
...mY DREAM F1GMENTS SURE ARE NOT UP TO DATE.

tHE REBELL1ON HAS STARTED, wELL,
tECHN1CALLY THE SECOND ONE.
1 HAVE LED 1T FOR SWEEPS NOW, eVER S1NCE 1 OPENED MY HAND TO THE PEOPLE AND CREATURES AROUND ME,
s1NCE MY W1NGS GREW AND MY LANCE WAS HELD THE H1GHEST.

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withoutasign December 1 2011, 05:04:34 UTC
[A second rebellion... that means his rebellion fails.]

[This doesn't really come as a surprise--just like he wasn't very surprised when Psii told him he dies from his torture--but Signless still takes a moment to feel a little disheartened. Until it occurs to him that a second rebellion means his ideas are living on, and then he feels better.]

YOU HAVE WINGS?
I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE EVER SEEN A TROLL WITH WINGS BEFORE.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 05:25:13 UTC
tHEY ARE ANOTHER TH1NG THAT HELPS 1NSP1RE MANY, aS WELL AS 1NSP1RED MYSELF TO BEG1N MY STR1VE FOR EQUAL1TY.
1TS AN EXTREMELY RARE MUTAT1ON 1'VE BEEN BLESSED W1TH.

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withoutasign December 1 2011, 06:09:08 UTC
INTERESTING.
I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU AT SOME POINT, MY NEW FRIEND, AND EXCHANGE IDEAS ABOUT OUR ALTERNIAS AND EXPERIENCES.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 07:34:20 UTC
1F YOU TRULY ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE,
tHEN YES.
mEET1NG YOU, dREAM OR NOT, wOULD BE ONE HELL OF A T1ME.

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withoutasign December 1 2011, 10:52:50 UTC
I WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT SUCH A THING.
VERY WELL THEN!
PERHAPS ONCE YOU ARE SETTLED IN A BIT MORE WE CAN MEET.
I'M VERY INTERESTED IN GETTING KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 10:55:01 UTC
yOU WOULDN'T L1E AT ALL, t1GHTS, eVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
sETTLED 1N...
1 DON'T TH1NK 1'LL EVER BE... nOT HERE, nOT NOW.

bUT YES, tHOUGH 1'M NO WHERE NEAR AS 1NTEREST1NG AS YOURSELF.

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withoutasign December 1 2011, 11:10:42 UTC
I DOUBT THAT.
I AM SIMPLY A TROLL WITH STORIES TO TELL, NOT A LEADER LIKE YOURSELF.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 11:17:54 UTC
1 WOULD BE NOTH1NG W1THOUT YOUR TEACH1NGS.

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withoutasign December 1 2011, 12:47:37 UTC
THAT MAKES ME HAPPIER TO HEAR THAN YOU KNOW.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET NOW?
I CAN'T EASILY LEAVE MY HIVE AT THE MOMENT, BUT PERHAPS WE COULD MEET SOMEWHERE CLOSE BY?

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 13:04:53 UTC
aS LONG AS 1T'S NOT 1NS1DE.

[...SQUEAL.]

[UM.]

[UM!]

[Oh god... shit, he, oh god, he's gonna meet him! Shit, he's so fucking... amazing, and cool, let's just put that on the table where we can both see it. He is everything Summoner looks up to and oh god how can he even fathom... This can't be happening.]

[...]

[IT'S HAPPENING. And he's still partially sure this is actually a real place where he really is...WHERE SIGNLESS REALLY IS! Oh god, oh, g-god. And he wants to meet him...IN PERSON! LIKE REAL PEOPLE!!!!]

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