Text [♉] : Cool dream, but now try to GTFO.

Nov 30, 2011 22:14

hAHAHA,
hEEEYYY,
sO TH1S DREAM'S PRETTY AWESOME, nO L1E THERE,
bUT A GUY HAS TO GET H1S ASS UP NOW.
wAKEY WAKEY FOR GOOD OL' GOALPOSTS.
sOMEONE M1ND HELP1NG A LOWBLOOD OUT?

did i mention horns?, so any help waking up, where the hell is this, horns, sos, the summoner, intro, lysunder, no seriously, first entry, there's kind of this war thing, and he's kind of like a leader, time to gtfo, homestuck

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psiinusoiidal December 1 2011, 03:22:33 UTC
IIn what capaciity do you requiire a22ii2tance?

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1/2 redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 03:27:20 UTC
...

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2/2 redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 03:27:41 UTC
cOME AGA1N?

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psiinusoiidal December 1 2011, 03:31:31 UTC
IIn what capaciity do you requiire a22ii2tance?

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 03:32:30 UTC
oKAY TH1S T1ME REWORD 1T.
mAYBE DO A L1TTLE J1G OR SOMETH1NG TOO.

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psiinusoiidal December 1 2011, 03:35:07 UTC
Clariify the form of a22ii2tance you are reque2tiing.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 03:36:50 UTC
1 NEED TO WAKE UP.
nOW.
wELL, pREFERABLY NOW.

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psiinusoiidal December 1 2011, 03:39:41 UTC
Thii2 ii2 not a construct of your miind.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 03:41:31 UTC
[...HAHA.]

[You so funny.]

cUTE.
bUT SER1OUSLY.
1 NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

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psiinusoiidal December 1 2011, 03:42:32 UTC
No.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 03:45:04 UTC
wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, nO?
tH1S 1SN'T A GAME.
1 NEED TO GET UP.

yOU.

yOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
jUST TELL ME HOW TO DO TH1S, hOW TO LEAVE, pLEASE.

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psiinusoiidal December 1 2011, 03:49:06 UTC
Thii2 2cenariio ii2 not 2omethiing that you have con2tructed whiile a2leep.
Further iinput of thii2 nature ii2 redundant.
Plea2e take a moment two proce22 thii2 data wiithiin your 2ponge before re2ponding.

Apologiie2.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 03:55:08 UTC
[This response will take some time. Summoner is too busy staring at the communicator to actually type anything. Because... because no. No! This can't be happening. Yeah, haha, this is just... Some... Dream person. Telling him this bullshit. Yeah. Him just popping up somewhere else is impossible. He was still laying asleep in the camps main tent, haha, probably stirring about right now and everything.]

n1CE TRY.
1'M OBV1OUSLY NOT GO1NG TO GET ANY REAL HELP FROM YOU AS FAR AS TH1S 1S CONCERNED.
1 APPREC1ATE YOU TALK1NG W1TH ME THOUGH, mY FR1END.
bUT 1 SWEAR, BY s1GNLESS H1MSELF 1 HAVE TO BE DREAM1NG.

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psiinusoiidal December 1 2011, 03:57:19 UTC
By the 2ii
g
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l

He ii2 here.
A2k hiim.

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HOLY GOD HAD TO JACK THIS IMMEDIATELY withoutasign December 1 2011, 03:59:03 UTC
YOU REMEMBER.

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redbullrenegade December 1 2011, 04:02:21 UTC
[He knew that red, but, as said, these are all figments right?]

[Also by this time he's starting... to believe this might not be a dream. Especially after punching the coral.]

wHOA, wHOA, wHOA.
nO.
1F,
tHAT,
nO.
oKAY TH1S HAS TO BE A DREAM THEN.
yOU CAN'T BE...

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