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i was watching my cousin's 3 year old yesterday when he suddenly starts yelling about how how much his nose hurts.
"caeen caeen, ma dnose hoits it hoits it hoits!"
"maybe if you stop sticking your fingers up it, it wouldnt hurt so much"
"nooooooo caeeeen it hoooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiits!"
this is when i see the tip of a peice of popcorn sticking out of his dinky little nose. after gingerly pulling that out with a pair of tweezers, i determined that there was ANOTHER peice jammed up the same damn nostril. and the fucker wouldnt come out. and he wouldnt stop screaming. so i took him to the ER.
(the docter)"alright, what happened"
"theres a peice of popcorn. in his nose."
"... ah"
turns out it was rammed so far up there that it was absorbing snot and expanding into his sinuses. so i finished up the day covered in blood, boogers and little bits of popcorn. i officially take the cake for the greatest cousin ever.
"caeen caeen, ma dnose hoits it hoits it hoits!"
"maybe if you stop sticking your fingers up it, it wouldnt hurt so much"
"nooooooo caeeeen it hoooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiits!"
this is when i see the tip of a peice of popcorn sticking out of his dinky little nose. after gingerly pulling that out with a pair of tweezers, i determined that there was ANOTHER peice jammed up the same damn nostril. and the fucker wouldnt come out. and he wouldnt stop screaming. so i took him to the ER.
(the docter)"alright, what happened"
"theres a peice of popcorn. in his nose."
"... ah"
turns out it was rammed so far up there that it was absorbing snot and expanding into his sinuses. so i finished up the day covered in blood, boogers and little bits of popcorn. i officially take the cake for the greatest cousin ever.