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Dear creepy police officer,
You're creepy. And also MARRIED. I have no desire to have a conversation with you while I'm working. Or, you know, at all, but especially while I'm working. When I'm abrupt with you it's for an obvious reason.
Dear sun-glasses at night wearing chess player,
You're cute. It's too bad you're also also creepy. Thank you for not coming in tonight. I was annoyed as it was and then I would have been far too irritated to come out from behind the counter until after we closed. Persistence is key, but only if I like you already. When I'm at work it's just irritating. It might be flattering in a bar - if I were really drunk. But then again, probably not.
Dear guy with the boat,
You were the best of the lot. You were nice and respectful and I used to think you were harmless. I was wrong. You're creepy. I have boiling hot coffee at my disposal. Touch me again and you will regret it. I do not care about your boat. I do not care about amateur wrestling or The Contender. Especially fifteen minutes before we close. You're not cute. Seriously. Not.
Dear creepy male clientele,
Please stop sucking.
No Love,
redbrickrose
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I finally saw Episode III. I liked it a lot , but then, I'm not a Star Wars junkie. I enjoy it without the huge fandom investment, so I don't judge it as harshly. It was much better than the first prequels. That said, what was with the dialogue? The "You're so beautiful" "It's because I'm so in love" scene got referenced in metaquotes and I thought they were kidding or exaggerating or something, but no. That's the actual dialogue. Just, wow.
Could someone point me in the direction of the good Anakin/Obi Wan slash? I've never had the desire for Star Wars slash before, and I DO NOT want to wade through The Suck. I imagine that the badfic in Star Wars fandom is truly cringeworthy in that special bleach your eyeballs kind of way.
I did not see the Lost finale. I didn't tape it and I haven't seen Lost in weeks. This is highly upsetting, especially because it seems to be all anybody is talking about. Last episode I saw was 1x19. How many am I missing? (I have the next one downloaded and yes, I know the big thing that happens in 1x20).
You're creepy. And also MARRIED. I have no desire to have a conversation with you while I'm working. Or, you know, at all, but especially while I'm working. When I'm abrupt with you it's for an obvious reason.
Dear sun-glasses at night wearing chess player,
You're cute. It's too bad you're also also creepy. Thank you for not coming in tonight. I was annoyed as it was and then I would have been far too irritated to come out from behind the counter until after we closed. Persistence is key, but only if I like you already. When I'm at work it's just irritating. It might be flattering in a bar - if I were really drunk. But then again, probably not.
Dear guy with the boat,
You were the best of the lot. You were nice and respectful and I used to think you were harmless. I was wrong. You're creepy. I have boiling hot coffee at my disposal. Touch me again and you will regret it. I do not care about your boat. I do not care about amateur wrestling or The Contender. Especially fifteen minutes before we close. You're not cute. Seriously. Not.
Dear creepy male clientele,
Please stop sucking.
No Love,
redbrickrose
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I finally saw Episode III. I liked it a lot , but then, I'm not a Star Wars junkie. I enjoy it without the huge fandom investment, so I don't judge it as harshly. It was much better than the first prequels. That said, what was with the dialogue? The "You're so beautiful" "It's because I'm so in love" scene got referenced in metaquotes and I thought they were kidding or exaggerating or something, but no. That's the actual dialogue. Just, wow.
Could someone point me in the direction of the good Anakin/Obi Wan slash? I've never had the desire for Star Wars slash before, and I DO NOT want to wade through The Suck. I imagine that the badfic in Star Wars fandom is truly cringeworthy in that special bleach your eyeballs kind of way.
I did not see the Lost finale. I didn't tape it and I haven't seen Lost in weeks. This is highly upsetting, especially because it seems to be all anybody is talking about. Last episode I saw was 1x19. How many am I missing? (I have the next one downloaded and yes, I know the big thing that happens in 1x20).