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Of all writing, I think porn is the absolute hardest. I mean, the logistics alone! What do you do with their clothes? Can you do that from that angle? How many hands does she have anyway? Where are they gonna get a condom? Etc, etc. And then, ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT, it has to be hot. What? How do you do that? I don't even know. So while I am impressed with all of you who write PWPs and such, I only write porn when I feel like the fic really calls for it and there is no way I can get out of it without feeling like I'm copping out. (This never used to happen before bandom, incidentally. I used to be queen of the fade to black). I generally have to get drunk to write it and then for every sentence I write I spend a good 15 minutes flailing around my apartment in embarrassed discomfort. I am not a prude, honestly, I like other people's porn, but writing it is excruciating.
Which is why I never participated in porn battle before now. Dance With Me, Z/Charlotte, prom. *hands* It's pretty much...porn. Excellent.
(None of the above is a request for validation or anything like that, it's just whining about how porn is the most difficult writing ever. But I am trying to practice. In case I, idk, encounter a porn emergency or something?)
In other news, this weekend, in addition to seeing Cowboy Mouth, I have fixed the problems I was having with my external hard drives \o/ (for the most part, I think) and watched the rest of the first season of Avatar: the Last Airbender with inlovewithnight and cidercupcakes \o/ \o/ \o/. Ask me how much homework I did. Actually, on second thought, don't. /o\ /o\ /o\ lolsob. Tomorrow is another day? What do you think my professor would do if I wrote about the porn battle in my creativity journal?
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Which is why I never participated in porn battle before now. Dance With Me, Z/Charlotte, prom. *hands* It's pretty much...porn. Excellent.
(None of the above is a request for validation or anything like that, it's just whining about how porn is the most difficult writing ever. But I am trying to practice. In case I, idk, encounter a porn emergency or something?)
In other news, this weekend, in addition to seeing Cowboy Mouth, I have fixed the problems I was having with my external hard drives \o/ (for the most part, I think) and watched the rest of the first season of Avatar: the Last Airbender with inlovewithnight and cidercupcakes \o/ \o/ \o/. Ask me how much homework I did. Actually, on second thought, don't. /o\ /o\ /o\ lolsob. Tomorrow is another day? What do you think my professor would do if I wrote about the porn battle in my creativity journal?
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