Help me waste my time!
It's 12:30; I have a paper that I ought to have a solid draft of by the end of the night. This is looking less and less likely by the second. Luckily the paper involves Pete Wentz? IDK, it's on celebrity construction of narrative so it SEEMED LOGICAL AT THE TIME but now I'm sort of remembering why my hobby shouldn't be my job.
I think I'm going to be up for another three hours or so. I think I'm going to go downstairs and smoke a cigarette to procrastinate.
You can help me procrastinate too! Who watches Pushing Daisies? I don't actually have deep thoughts on this show. It's cute and it's quirky. I liked Wonderfalls better, but it's cute and it's quirky and I enjoy it very much.
But really what I want to talk about - and I'm sorry if this devolves very quickly into my kinks let me show you them, and I haven't gone looking because I don't want to be disillusioned if it doesn't exist - but there's lots of porn, right? Tell me this fandom has lots and lots of porn about Ned and Chuck's sex life. Because they have one as evidenced by Chuck showing up wrapped only in a comforter. But they CAN'T TOUCH. Oh, hello, sexual frustration kink. Voyeurism, mutual masturbation, risky frottage where they really have to figure out a way to do it without touching skin-to-skin, threesomes where one of them just watches, really messy stuff involving Olive and her feelings for Ned and her friendship with Chuck; there should be orgasm control involved somewhere. I feel like all of this is going on below the surface. The show itself is so deceptively cute and all I can think about is the porn.
THIS IS HOW MY STRESS IS MANIFESTING ITSELF. SEND HELP. OR BEER. OR VOYEURISM PORN. THE END.
ETA: HAHAHAHA. Apparently this is how I have always felt about Pushing Daisies
I think I'm going to be up for another three hours or so. I think I'm going to go downstairs and smoke a cigarette to procrastinate.
You can help me procrastinate too! Who watches Pushing Daisies? I don't actually have deep thoughts on this show. It's cute and it's quirky. I liked Wonderfalls better, but it's cute and it's quirky and I enjoy it very much.
But really what I want to talk about - and I'm sorry if this devolves very quickly into my kinks let me show you them, and I haven't gone looking because I don't want to be disillusioned if it doesn't exist - but there's lots of porn, right? Tell me this fandom has lots and lots of porn about Ned and Chuck's sex life. Because they have one as evidenced by Chuck showing up wrapped only in a comforter. But they CAN'T TOUCH. Oh, hello, sexual frustration kink. Voyeurism, mutual masturbation, risky frottage where they really have to figure out a way to do it without touching skin-to-skin, threesomes where one of them just watches, really messy stuff involving Olive and her feelings for Ned and her friendship with Chuck; there should be orgasm control involved somewhere. I feel like all of this is going on below the surface. The show itself is so deceptively cute and all I can think about is the porn.
THIS IS HOW MY STRESS IS MANIFESTING ITSELF. SEND HELP. OR BEER. OR VOYEURISM PORN. THE END.
ETA: HAHAHAHA. Apparently this is how I have always felt about Pushing Daisies