I like this blurb about
this link to an embroidered table-cloth:
'This "messy" tablecloth features pre-spilled wine and other evidenced of a raucous dinner party'
Also, I love the idea of
casting as a silver broach the topography of a part of the earth you love. With the recent digital elevation models people are making of other planets, maybe you could make it off your favourite bit of mars?