Apr 04, 2005 23:34
Dear mike bailey:
Congratulations mike!! You finally won sears. After what four years of trying. Or is it 6?? Just how long HAVE you been in high school? You know that they keep records of who goes and what they do every year so odds are they have seen that every year you go and every year you fail and gave this to you so that you'll give up and stop going... right??
You are an unappreciative, ungrateful, spoiled, lying, cheating, using, abusing scum sucking, amoebic, sack of shit that does NOT deserve the privilege that it is to walk the earth. Shauna is an amazing and beautiful girl who should NEVER have given you the time of day. But she did. Fuck you mike you walked all over her feelings and hurt her with out any repercussions. You don’t deserve oxygen. What about Lauren?? Does she know? You are such a pathetic waste of space and a body. The best part of you ran down your mothers’ leg when you were born. I hope you fall off the stage in Chatham. I hope you fall off and break your neck. I hope the ambulance that drives you to the hospital blows up half way there, and send you flying through the air. I hope that when you land you are impaled by a near by fence. A near by ELECRTIC fence.
Yours truly,
Jayne Fine.
P.s. as far as asking the attic cast if we would like to come to Chatham to help in YOUR STAGE CREW for your shitty play because you feel that we too deserve a chance to go to Chatham is very kind of you mike!!! I regretfully inform you that I will not be attending your stage crew but thank you for you oh so gracious offer. But you can cram it up your ass with a double-edged knife.