Snagged from
hawkmoth and
llaras:
When you see this, quote Blackadder in your journal.
Capt. Darling: No! I'm as English as Queen Victoria!
Capt. Blackadder: So, your father was German, you're half-German, and you married a German?!?
Edmund: Baldrick, go forth into the streets and announce that Lord Blackadder is selling his house. Percy, just go forth into the streets.
Edmund: To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?
Capt. Blackadder: Clearly Field Marshal Hague is preparing yet another colossal effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.