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I woke up this morning with a craving to write a story haha.
I Feel a Hair
By Blair Cote
(possible a true story.. depends who you are)
So there I was soaked head to toe in water, and currently six blocks away from my house. The only things that I had with me were a great story and my cell phone, which had seen better days.
Flipping open my phone I located the only person who would probably be available at this hour.
"Barrble Brothers Bait Shop... How may I help you?"
"Hello, Ted" I said
"Shit!"
"Geesh, Ted it's just me don't hang up!!!"
"I know it is you I am working. Like a normal person. WORKING."
"Really I had know idea. Anyways I have the single handed greatest story to tell you."
"Doubt that. Would this story have the same great single handedness as the last one you told me.. because if I have to hear about strange Dinosaurs eating Cotton candy while riding bikes then the answer is NO!"
"Well that was a good one I have to admit, but this one is a little bit better."
"Good-bye. I and Hanging upppp"
"Wait wait it will be quick and painless"
"You have 30 seconds."
"Okay. so there I was headed home from work"
"You don't work" said Ted
"Hush! you I am trying to tell you a story not the other way around.
"Where was I? I was walking home from work in the middle of the day through the city when I stopped to tie my shoe. When I looked up from this marvelous task everyone was starring in my direction. Now I know I was looking very classy today, but damn everyone was looking. Right about then was then I noticed a drain twenty feet off to my left was making odd noises and water was going all over the place. I few moments later the ground broke from around the drain and water sprayed everywhere, then in the next second and giant Whale sprang up through the now amazing geyser that was centered in the middle of the city. The Whale did a double back-flap then sprayed a massive amount of water out of his mouth at me. Then politely smiled and dived back into the drain with the geyser and all like nothing had happened, except I was soaked, so I walked home. Now how was that for a story."
*click*
" Oh, Ted your funny. Only two more blocks to go."
The End.
comment please :P
I Feel a Hair
By Blair Cote
(possible a true story.. depends who you are)
So there I was soaked head to toe in water, and currently six blocks away from my house. The only things that I had with me were a great story and my cell phone, which had seen better days.
Flipping open my phone I located the only person who would probably be available at this hour.
"Barrble Brothers Bait Shop... How may I help you?"
"Hello, Ted" I said
"Shit!"
"Geesh, Ted it's just me don't hang up!!!"
"I know it is you I am working. Like a normal person. WORKING."
"Really I had know idea. Anyways I have the single handed greatest story to tell you."
"Doubt that. Would this story have the same great single handedness as the last one you told me.. because if I have to hear about strange Dinosaurs eating Cotton candy while riding bikes then the answer is NO!"
"Well that was a good one I have to admit, but this one is a little bit better."
"Good-bye. I and Hanging upppp"
"Wait wait it will be quick and painless"
"You have 30 seconds."
"Okay. so there I was headed home from work"
"You don't work" said Ted
"Hush! you I am trying to tell you a story not the other way around.
"Where was I? I was walking home from work in the middle of the day through the city when I stopped to tie my shoe. When I looked up from this marvelous task everyone was starring in my direction. Now I know I was looking very classy today, but damn everyone was looking. Right about then was then I noticed a drain twenty feet off to my left was making odd noises and water was going all over the place. I few moments later the ground broke from around the drain and water sprayed everywhere, then in the next second and giant Whale sprang up through the now amazing geyser that was centered in the middle of the city. The Whale did a double back-flap then sprayed a massive amount of water out of his mouth at me. Then politely smiled and dived back into the drain with the geyser and all like nothing had happened, except I was soaked, so I walked home. Now how was that for a story."
*click*
" Oh, Ted your funny. Only two more blocks to go."
The End.
comment please :P