Van Not High Performance?HA i laugh at you

Jul 11, 2004 03:49

My van is the shit wanna see the proof? Go down to one Dentry Devitt's house and outside you will see a patch of rubber that extends some forty paces, not high performance EH? eat my shit. Really name another van that could pull off that shit! I had a smoke show u aint even seen my friends! Besides that fact that its a ford(Fix Or Repair Daily) it can hold its own pretty good. ANyone up for a race u will all lick my balls as I drive over ur ass. WINDSTAR LX with TRACTION CONTROL BITCHES this shit seats 7 comfortbaly and lays patches like forwell does women, its got removable rear seats for extra cargo space and its got a v6 under the hood thatll make ur grandmas skirt fly up and brandish the goods!Well now that I have given you some scarring imagery I think Ill move on to other topics.

Hung out with the boys saw anchorman it was good times."I stabbed him in the heart" Went to teddy's, Tim im still a lil mad at you for driving after being drunk think of us man what would we do if we didnt have our lil DOC EMO, I would be so crushed and pissed if u ever got hurt or worse in a car accident while under the influence, its a dumb decision and i will accept no excuses.

Tonight hung out with heather good times followed we watched MIB2 it was ight she also purchased Last Samuri for me which is a kick ass movie if i might say so my self but as you can see it is really late and im tired of typing LATER LOSERS
actually that was mean I love you boys and hopefully you all know it ANYWAYZ PEACE

PS check out the patch its a beauty
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