13 things that defined the year of my birth.
#1 Sanford and Sons aired for the first time!
A 35 year old man living at home with his father, who runs a junk shop. Now that's family value
#2 Charlie Brown
Poor kid was 9 years old and already bald
#3 The song "Jungle Boogie" enough said
#4 The Waltons, come on people The fucking Waltons? John Boy was a Homo. Goodnight Fuck-Face!
#5 Leisure suits! Now im all about some vintage suits BUT LETS GET REAL HERE! Big collars and wide Ties?
Tom Celic, Don Knots, Burt Reynolds...HAHAHA
#6 Charoletts Web, I used to have a pet rat named Templeton
#7 Pink Floyd "The Wall" was released... oh fucking boy...
#8 Shrinky Dinks. Yeah lets give 3 year olds plastic and Hot Ovens!
#9 "FREEBIRD" only the best cheese rock song ever...
#10 Billy Jean vs Bobby Riggs... blah blah blah
FACTOID: Bobby Riggs wore High Karate Aftershave
#11 Fisher Price Medical Kit... All I can say is, "my poor, poor puppy"
#12 Roller Derby... What better way to watch 70's lesbians go at it? CHICK FIGHT!!!!!!!!
#13 Exorsist, only the cheesiest horor movie EVER made... But still good stuff.
There you go folks, 13 reasons I am fucked in the head!