Rock League United! (just so you know, that's a link up there)
Play time is over. This is Rock League pt III, where shit becomes final.
Only recently did it occur to me that Trent Reznor's goals do coincide with those of the League. It doesn't matter how many times I re-assign the simile, this time Trent is the resident Batman: living in his cave (studio) producing lots of new,
free music for us all to download and marvel in (some compare his split from the record companies to
biting the hand that feeds him. They are wrong). This, conveniently enough, makes his arch enemy Metallica, a band that
used to stand for something.
Jack White is the best thing to happen to rock in two decades.
Don't ask me to prove it. For other information, check former posts.
Andrew W.K. =
Party =
Rawk.
Beck. I generally have artists on here if I have their discographies (no, I don't have Andrew W.K.'s. That would defeat the point).
And I have his.
I let Ian McKaye go so Newlin or Newman could have him for their League. Freaking
Fugazi, man.
Alice Cooper (who was leader of the group because his radio show was probably the best thing to happen to weeknights for a Long Fucking Time) is still gone here in Indy, but the old rock god Robert Plant is doing a Damned Fine Job in his stead. Do you get any Robert Plant links? No. Why? Because you, as a human being, are obligated to know what the fuck he's been up to. Do it.
For reasons that have nothing to do with her Hawtness, Shirley Manson has been inducted. She
flies the League where it needs to go, but also kicks ass. Rumor has it she's a
robot, which explains the being perfect and kicking so much ass thing. She's just finished an album, but the bigwigs say its "
too noir." They can go fuck themselves.
Dragon Force is among the Forces of Suck, but still. They are too powerful to stop.
Dave Grohl recently made a
relatively shitty album, so he's not on the League.
Any questions?