A little story about electric light
In the beginning there was light, then came money.
As civilizations discovered about money they had to hide it. With the net result that everybody went underground and hid, so that no one could see their money. People then mutated so that they could see in the dark. After this massive change, the underground cave dwellers decided it was a waste of time hiding in the dark.
Not wishing to leave their underground homes, they invented electric light instead.
They then discovered that while money was fun, money and electric light was even more fun. That was until they started getting electricity bills.
After this, a bill was decreed, stating that people could have either electric light, or money, but not both. Some people decided to stay with the money and moved outside into the light. Some of them went to Mars, but most of them didn't. Some of them mutated into frogs instead.
I hate the electricity company
The end