drabble: my version of xander meets twilight
bored as hell. one reason i'd never write a btvs/twilight crossover. vamps are not sparkly in sunlight! they buuuuurrrrrrnnnnn!!!!!!!
p.s. misspellings are intentional... lol
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drabble: a reasonable xander meets twilight!
"Vampire!" Xander stakes the vampire in the heart, but the stake splinters against the impentrable chest. "What the...!?! Fuckin' hell man!"
Pulls out a glock and caps the confused and in lurv vampire! Doesn't work, the bullet just bounces off.
"NOOO! Die, fucker, die!" Xander howls as he pulls out the rocket launcher. "Mwwwhahahahahaha!!!!"
Dust clears. O_O!!!! "DAMNIT"
Xander grows angrier and angrier. Throws a mild hissy fit and transforms into a 14ft tall werejaguar. Roars and tears the vampire apart, breathes fire and burns the vampire until not even the ashes are left.
Forks High School Students and Teachers: O.O.... *shaken* WTF?!?
Cullens: Run away Run away Run away!
Bella: Edward noooooooooo!!!! *blinks and stares at firebreathing werejaguar* I love you! I wanna be werecat too! Bite me!
WJ-Xander: >.> ORLY Burn, baby, BURRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! *fire breath*
Bella: *runs around flapping arms* I'm on fire Imma on fire im on fire!! Halp halp halp halp! Superman sava mmmmmeeeee!!!
Superman (who just happens to be flying by): Errr no... *flys away to go play special games with Batman*
Bella: *extra crispy*
Forks population: *shrugs and go back to what they do every day*
Ryn: *thumbs up and holds a score card* I give you a nine. You could have transformed sooner, Xan.
Naruto: *holding a score card* I give you a 10, but reluctantly tho. You could have used some jutsus!
Harry: *holds a score card in one hand and a tube of lube in the other* I give you a 4 cause you interrupted our playtime to kill that fucker....
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and there is my crossover into twilight. how did you like? XD
p.s. misspellings are intentional... lol
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drabble: a reasonable xander meets twilight!
"Vampire!" Xander stakes the vampire in the heart, but the stake splinters against the impentrable chest. "What the...!?! Fuckin' hell man!"
Pulls out a glock and caps the confused and in lurv vampire! Doesn't work, the bullet just bounces off.
"NOOO! Die, fucker, die!" Xander howls as he pulls out the rocket launcher. "Mwwwhahahahahaha!!!!"
Dust clears. O_O!!!! "DAMNIT"
Xander grows angrier and angrier. Throws a mild hissy fit and transforms into a 14ft tall werejaguar. Roars and tears the vampire apart, breathes fire and burns the vampire until not even the ashes are left.
Forks High School Students and Teachers: O.O.... *shaken* WTF?!?
Cullens: Run away Run away Run away!
Bella: Edward noooooooooo!!!! *blinks and stares at firebreathing werejaguar* I love you! I wanna be werecat too! Bite me!
WJ-Xander: >.> ORLY Burn, baby, BURRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! *fire breath*
Bella: *runs around flapping arms* I'm on fire Imma on fire im on fire!! Halp halp halp halp! Superman sava mmmmmeeeee!!!
Superman (who just happens to be flying by): Errr no... *flys away to go play special games with Batman*
Bella: *extra crispy*
Forks population: *shrugs and go back to what they do every day*
Ryn: *thumbs up and holds a score card* I give you a nine. You could have transformed sooner, Xan.
Naruto: *holding a score card* I give you a 10, but reluctantly tho. You could have used some jutsus!
Harry: *holds a score card in one hand and a tube of lube in the other* I give you a 4 cause you interrupted our playtime to kill that fucker....
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and there is my crossover into twilight. how did you like? XD