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Dear Spammers:
When you send something trying to get contact information or someone to click on your links, please use a spell check. Really, they come with just about any office program or email program. While some people might not pick up "received" as spelled wrong, I know "identifiedas" is not a word. Not yet, unless text speak has taken a turn for the major worse and I haven't caught up yet. That's entirely possible. And I can't remember the last time I "field"-ed a return.
Also, you might actually get someone to bite if you don't cc in a bunch of addresses.
I know I'm pre-coffee this morning but this is just insulting. Next time, put a little effort into it. Not that I would click any of those attachments anyway, but at least let me know you really want me to click on. Besides, I don't file US tax returns since I don't live in the US so if my "tax account" is locked, that's as fine as a box of fluffy duckies in my book.
Not amused,
Me.
(the email in question:)
We recived your tax return. However, we are unable to process the return as field.
Our records indicate that the person identifiedas the primary taxpayer or spouse on the tax return did not provided all the required documents shown on the tax form. Our records are based on information received from the Social Security Administration.
Based on this information, the tax account for the individual has been locked
What you need to do
Print out the attached notification and list of missing documents, fill it in, add the documents and send the following information to the adress shown in the attached notification.
List of required documents:
1. A copy of this letter
2. Notification letter
3. A photocopy of valid U.S. Federal or State Government issued identification.
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When you send something trying to get contact information or someone to click on your links, please use a spell check. Really, they come with just about any office program or email program. While some people might not pick up "received" as spelled wrong, I know "identifiedas" is not a word. Not yet, unless text speak has taken a turn for the major worse and I haven't caught up yet. That's entirely possible. And I can't remember the last time I "field"-ed a return.
Also, you might actually get someone to bite if you don't cc in a bunch of addresses.
I know I'm pre-coffee this morning but this is just insulting. Next time, put a little effort into it. Not that I would click any of those attachments anyway, but at least let me know you really want me to click on. Besides, I don't file US tax returns since I don't live in the US so if my "tax account" is locked, that's as fine as a box of fluffy duckies in my book.
Not amused,
Me.
(the email in question:)
We recived your tax return. However, we are unable to process the return as field.
Our records indicate that the person identifiedas the primary taxpayer or spouse on the tax return did not provided all the required documents shown on the tax form. Our records are based on information received from the Social Security Administration.
Based on this information, the tax account for the individual has been locked
What you need to do
Print out the attached notification and list of missing documents, fill it in, add the documents and send the following information to the adress shown in the attached notification.
List of required documents:
1. A copy of this letter
2. Notification letter
3. A photocopy of valid U.S. Federal or State Government issued identification.
More comment(s) at Red_trillium's Dreamwidth journal. Come join the conversation! You can comment there using OpenID or ask me for an invite to create your own account.