Matt And Natalie's Fic Battle Dump 1
Title: Fic Battle Dump 1
Author: Matt & Natalie
Rating: R
Fandom: 2PM/SHINee
Pairing: OT6
Summary: Drabbles that came out of a Stripper!junho, Farmer!taemin, and Futuristic!2PM pictures.
Notes: Basically, Matt and I had 10 minutes to write as much as we can in 10 minutes. Matt wrote like a real writer, I wrote in a stream of conscious so this isn't how I usually write. This was just for fun, 3 pictures, 100+ words from both of us. LOL I HOPE YOU GET A KICK OUT OF THIS ♥ .
Junho takes off his shirt seductively to a khun sitting on a bed.
hey there lucky fella says junho over his shoulder. ready for some penis high fiving tonight?
Nichkhun looks at junho lovingly I am as ready as I'll ever be.
he does what he thinks is a sexy tongue swipe across his lips
junho struts towards The Thai one and pushes nichkhun's knees apart to the valley of virility.
looking good honey thighs remarks junho as he straddles nichkhun.
thanks i got a nice work out with minho today. nichkhun says as junho kisses him
what says junho.
He pulls back and can feel his emperor deflate a little. what were you doing with Minho
we were just working out, no need to get jealous says nichkhun as he wraps a pink feather boa around Junho's neck to entice him back into pleasing him. Sexually.
but why junho asks.
He breaks away from Nichkhuns arms around his waist
I thought i was your korean boy toy, junho stands up and crosses his arms. I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU!!!
calm down says nichkhun trying to alleviate the situation. he looks up to an angry junho we're just bros nothing else
Yeah bros okay. Junho turns around and walks away with a pompous swing to his hips. WELL IF YOU'RE JUST BROS MAKE HIM GIVE YOU A BRO JOB BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ONE FROM ME TONIGHT.
Nichkhun frowns.
He still had a raging hard on dammit.
-Natalie
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It was sort of a fucked up night. Junho stood alone on the stage looking delirious at the blurry seats, slowly feeling his chest. He did'nt know why he was half naked with stage lights beaming down on him, but he felt the hot breath of someone standing right behind him.
"I'm paying you to dance Ho, so get naked or get the fuck out."
Junho tilted his head with a slight headache as the sound of club music gradually picked up on his ear buds. As if on cue his body slowly slithered down towards the ground as his already unbuttoned shirt slid lower off his body and onto the floor.
"Fuccck baby lemme tap that ass!"
The yelling of male voices sounded generally the same as Junho crawled closer to the random patrons throwing dollar bills all over him. Nothing really went through his mind as he licked up the dollar bills and stuffed it into his tight jeans.
"I have a house on the hills with a king size bed you can sleep in baby..."
Junho looked half-lidded into the eyes of the fat, hairy man clawing his bear hands on his bare chest, "
-Matt (omg this was hard ide)
It wasn’t his fault exactly. Being the poster boy of SHINee came with it’s negatives but in all actuality the negatives were the things Taemin lived for. Things that he would kill for. No one would have agreed with his sick obsession but it was his addiction and he wasn’t about to give that up.
“Taemin,” Onew stood against the doorway to the kitchen with his arms crossed, looking suspiciously at him, “it’s almost midnight so where the hell do you think you’re going?”
“Study,” Taemin said nonchalantly and flashed a reassuring smile at his leader, “there’s a really hard test tomorrow in school and I really need to find this book. There’s a store at the mall nearby that sells books twenty-four seven so you can check with them to confirm I actually go there.”
Onew looked at him suspiciously but bought it nonetheless. It was late and Key was such a bitch if she… he was woken up earlier then he wished, “Fine but if you find Minho whoring on the street tell him that KFC is open all the time and I’m a hungry bitch.”
“Fatass,” Taemin muttered underneath his breath and flashed a deuce at Jinki, closing the door lightly and went off into the night. “Ahh,” he danced to the cold breeze and to the light of the street lamps, “it’s so much more interesting at night.” He giggled mischievously to himself and quickly ran to the nearby bus, noticing that Minho was in the alley riding some hyung slut in JYPE, “That hoe, I’ll text him later to tell Khun to buy Onew some KFC.”
“Ugh ughhh…. FUCCCK KHUN!” Minho clearly wasn’t shy about getting caught.
Taemin rolled his eyes and looked at the passing buildings, his stop wasn’t too far but he liked the relaxing feel of public transit. And about five minutes later he hopped off the bug as stared happily at the large building. the source of his addiction, “McDonald’s playground here I come!” He was an excited bitch.
-Matt
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taemin looks at you with lust in his eyes.
hey noona wanna piece of my chicken thighs? uhhngnnng Taemin moans slightly as he lets one overall strap slide down his shoulder
Uh you answer as you sit on the wooden chair perplexed. you wonder if this was illegal
Noona you are so hottt taemin drawls as he gets on top of the front of the truck and lays on it with his hands underneath his head. I can be a bad boy for you noona
you try to keep in your tears.
taemin suddenly rolls over on his back and looks at you upside down. TAKE ME NOONA!! TAKE ME AND MY VIRGINITY!
you feel repulsed but slightly turned on at jail bait.
uh you say
NO WORDS NOONA, I ONLY WANT TO HEAR SCREAMS TONIGHT! taemin shimmies out of the other overall strap and thrusts his tiny man breasts into the air TAKE ME NOONA
uhhhhhhhhhhhh you slowly get up and and try to find an exit out of the barn
NO NOONA WHERE ARE YOU GOING I NEED EXCRUTIATING AMOUNTS OF PLEASURE FROM YOU!
you see no exit to escape from this horny youngster. you turn back to him
uh you say
NOONA I HAVE COOL WHIP DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER taemin miraculously pulls out a tub of cool whip between his legs
you are in disbelief.
how did you do that you ask is there an endless pit where your manly bits are suppose to be
NOONA IT DOESN’T MATTER I JUST WANT ONLY YOU! taemin makes dramatic arm gestures out to you.
you find his interpretive dance show amusing but how the cool whip came about still hella perplexes you
Noona its not like I have a black hole where my awesome sauce is suppose to be taemin whines
no, apparently only a vagina you say as you find the exit and leave.
-Natalie
bo beep boop I am Junsu chibitron says junsu chibi tron
you look at the robot in front of you and wonder if its kidding.
BO BEEP BOO how can i beeep boop service to you peep junsu chibi tron makes sharp angular turns with his arms.
well this was not the blow up doll that i ordered you think as you circled around the robot. It was nothing like what that manga described.
How may I boo beep bop you junsu chibi tron stares at you with mechanical creepy eyes that remind you of the taemin on a truck episode you recently encountered.
Is your dik made of flesh or- you start to say
I beep do not computer this word dik, Junsu chibitron starts making angular dance moves with his arms again
Uh, you stall as you try to find a better word for it. MAN FLEEEEEEEEEEESHHH you spittle out. IS YOUR MAN FLESHHHHHHHHH REAL
doo-wop boo bop i don’t know you have to feel to find out. Boo dop da loo. junsu chibi tron comes at you with his hips first.
you recoil back and try to push him back NOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUNSU CHIBI TRON I DON’T WANT TO FEEL YOUR MANFLESH
Then why did you ask about it??? Junsu chibitron says in a perfect human voice. And I thought I was going to get some tonight noona.
what you say and take a step back. You could recognize that voice anywhere. No, it can’t be it wouldn’t be-
Noona you never learned where that cool whip came from Junsu chibitron pulls off his sunglasses to reveal not the doll you ordered but that UNDERAGED TAEMIN!!!
You suddenly wished you hadn’t asked if he had a black hole for a vagina.
-Natalieee
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“This is captain JYP reporting in to all 2PM rangers!”
“2nd in command, Taecyeon reporting!”
JYP looked dumbfounded at the empty room besides the freakishly tall Taecyeon standing uniformly at him, “Where’s everyone else?”
Taecyeon pursed his lips subtly and cleared his throat, “Ranger Chansung is in the kitchen, Ranger Wooyoung is on a covert mission to eliminate Victoria, Ranger Junho is right there next to you, Ranger Junsu is sleeping with the strawberry girl homunculus, and Ranger Khun is on a friendly mission in SHINee land doing a diplomatic mission with Prince Minho. Sir!”
“What the fuck?” JYP crossed his arms confusedly and logged on to the 2PM ranger radar machine. And sure enough he saw that all the rangers were scattered across the galaxy. “Ranger Junho!” his tone was furious at this point, “did you know any of this? I DID NOT APPROVE THESE INDIVIDUAL ACTIONS.”
“I- uhm…” Junho stuttered nervously as he backed into the video monitor behind him, his fat ass accidentally starting the monitors.
“Ugh.. ohh… strawberry girl your jelly filled pussy feels so good…”
The three boys stared in utter shock as the image cleared to show Ranger Junsu currently in deep anti-human interspecies fucking.
“OHH!” Junsu moaned into the crook of strawberry girl homunculus’ neck, licking and nibbling the juice of her head.
-Matt
Author: Matt & Natalie
Rating: R
Fandom: 2PM/SHINee
Pairing: OT6
Summary: Drabbles that came out of a Stripper!junho, Farmer!taemin, and Futuristic!2PM pictures.
Notes: Basically, Matt and I had 10 minutes to write as much as we can in 10 minutes. Matt wrote like a real writer, I wrote in a stream of conscious so this isn't how I usually write. This was just for fun, 3 pictures, 100+ words from both of us. LOL I HOPE YOU GET A KICK OUT OF THIS ♥ .
Junho takes off his shirt seductively to a khun sitting on a bed.
hey there lucky fella says junho over his shoulder. ready for some penis high fiving tonight?
Nichkhun looks at junho lovingly I am as ready as I'll ever be.
he does what he thinks is a sexy tongue swipe across his lips
junho struts towards The Thai one and pushes nichkhun's knees apart to the valley of virility.
looking good honey thighs remarks junho as he straddles nichkhun.
thanks i got a nice work out with minho today. nichkhun says as junho kisses him
what says junho.
He pulls back and can feel his emperor deflate a little. what were you doing with Minho
we were just working out, no need to get jealous says nichkhun as he wraps a pink feather boa around Junho's neck to entice him back into pleasing him. Sexually.
but why junho asks.
He breaks away from Nichkhuns arms around his waist
I thought i was your korean boy toy, junho stands up and crosses his arms. I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU!!!
calm down says nichkhun trying to alleviate the situation. he looks up to an angry junho we're just bros nothing else
Yeah bros okay. Junho turns around and walks away with a pompous swing to his hips. WELL IF YOU'RE JUST BROS MAKE HIM GIVE YOU A BRO JOB BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ONE FROM ME TONIGHT.
Nichkhun frowns.
He still had a raging hard on dammit.
-Natalie
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It was sort of a fucked up night. Junho stood alone on the stage looking delirious at the blurry seats, slowly feeling his chest. He did'nt know why he was half naked with stage lights beaming down on him, but he felt the hot breath of someone standing right behind him.
"I'm paying you to dance Ho, so get naked or get the fuck out."
Junho tilted his head with a slight headache as the sound of club music gradually picked up on his ear buds. As if on cue his body slowly slithered down towards the ground as his already unbuttoned shirt slid lower off his body and onto the floor.
"Fuccck baby lemme tap that ass!"
The yelling of male voices sounded generally the same as Junho crawled closer to the random patrons throwing dollar bills all over him. Nothing really went through his mind as he licked up the dollar bills and stuffed it into his tight jeans.
"I have a house on the hills with a king size bed you can sleep in baby..."
Junho looked half-lidded into the eyes of the fat, hairy man clawing his bear hands on his bare chest, "
-Matt (omg this was hard ide)
It wasn’t his fault exactly. Being the poster boy of SHINee came with it’s negatives but in all actuality the negatives were the things Taemin lived for. Things that he would kill for. No one would have agreed with his sick obsession but it was his addiction and he wasn’t about to give that up.
“Taemin,” Onew stood against the doorway to the kitchen with his arms crossed, looking suspiciously at him, “it’s almost midnight so where the hell do you think you’re going?”
“Study,” Taemin said nonchalantly and flashed a reassuring smile at his leader, “there’s a really hard test tomorrow in school and I really need to find this book. There’s a store at the mall nearby that sells books twenty-four seven so you can check with them to confirm I actually go there.”
Onew looked at him suspiciously but bought it nonetheless. It was late and Key was such a bitch if she… he was woken up earlier then he wished, “Fine but if you find Minho whoring on the street tell him that KFC is open all the time and I’m a hungry bitch.”
“Fatass,” Taemin muttered underneath his breath and flashed a deuce at Jinki, closing the door lightly and went off into the night. “Ahh,” he danced to the cold breeze and to the light of the street lamps, “it’s so much more interesting at night.” He giggled mischievously to himself and quickly ran to the nearby bus, noticing that Minho was in the alley riding some hyung slut in JYPE, “That hoe, I’ll text him later to tell Khun to buy Onew some KFC.”
“Ugh ughhh…. FUCCCK KHUN!” Minho clearly wasn’t shy about getting caught.
Taemin rolled his eyes and looked at the passing buildings, his stop wasn’t too far but he liked the relaxing feel of public transit. And about five minutes later he hopped off the bug as stared happily at the large building. the source of his addiction, “McDonald’s playground here I come!” He was an excited bitch.
-Matt
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taemin looks at you with lust in his eyes.
hey noona wanna piece of my chicken thighs? uhhngnnng Taemin moans slightly as he lets one overall strap slide down his shoulder
Uh you answer as you sit on the wooden chair perplexed. you wonder if this was illegal
Noona you are so hottt taemin drawls as he gets on top of the front of the truck and lays on it with his hands underneath his head. I can be a bad boy for you noona
you try to keep in your tears.
taemin suddenly rolls over on his back and looks at you upside down. TAKE ME NOONA!! TAKE ME AND MY VIRGINITY!
you feel repulsed but slightly turned on at jail bait.
uh you say
NO WORDS NOONA, I ONLY WANT TO HEAR SCREAMS TONIGHT! taemin shimmies out of the other overall strap and thrusts his tiny man breasts into the air TAKE ME NOONA
uhhhhhhhhhhhh you slowly get up and and try to find an exit out of the barn
NO NOONA WHERE ARE YOU GOING I NEED EXCRUTIATING AMOUNTS OF PLEASURE FROM YOU!
you see no exit to escape from this horny youngster. you turn back to him
uh you say
NOONA I HAVE COOL WHIP DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER taemin miraculously pulls out a tub of cool whip between his legs
you are in disbelief.
how did you do that you ask is there an endless pit where your manly bits are suppose to be
NOONA IT DOESN’T MATTER I JUST WANT ONLY YOU! taemin makes dramatic arm gestures out to you.
you find his interpretive dance show amusing but how the cool whip came about still hella perplexes you
Noona its not like I have a black hole where my awesome sauce is suppose to be taemin whines
no, apparently only a vagina you say as you find the exit and leave.
-Natalie
bo beep boop I am Junsu chibitron says junsu chibi tron
you look at the robot in front of you and wonder if its kidding.
BO BEEP BOO how can i beeep boop service to you peep junsu chibi tron makes sharp angular turns with his arms.
well this was not the blow up doll that i ordered you think as you circled around the robot. It was nothing like what that manga described.
How may I boo beep bop you junsu chibi tron stares at you with mechanical creepy eyes that remind you of the taemin on a truck episode you recently encountered.
Is your dik made of flesh or- you start to say
I beep do not computer this word dik, Junsu chibitron starts making angular dance moves with his arms again
Uh, you stall as you try to find a better word for it. MAN FLEEEEEEEEEEESHHH you spittle out. IS YOUR MAN FLESHHHHHHHHH REAL
doo-wop boo bop i don’t know you have to feel to find out. Boo dop da loo. junsu chibi tron comes at you with his hips first.
you recoil back and try to push him back NOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUNSU CHIBI TRON I DON’T WANT TO FEEL YOUR MANFLESH
Then why did you ask about it??? Junsu chibitron says in a perfect human voice. And I thought I was going to get some tonight noona.
what you say and take a step back. You could recognize that voice anywhere. No, it can’t be it wouldn’t be-
Noona you never learned where that cool whip came from Junsu chibitron pulls off his sunglasses to reveal not the doll you ordered but that UNDERAGED TAEMIN!!!
You suddenly wished you hadn’t asked if he had a black hole for a vagina.
-Natalieee
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“This is captain JYP reporting in to all 2PM rangers!”
“2nd in command, Taecyeon reporting!”
JYP looked dumbfounded at the empty room besides the freakishly tall Taecyeon standing uniformly at him, “Where’s everyone else?”
Taecyeon pursed his lips subtly and cleared his throat, “Ranger Chansung is in the kitchen, Ranger Wooyoung is on a covert mission to eliminate Victoria, Ranger Junho is right there next to you, Ranger Junsu is sleeping with the strawberry girl homunculus, and Ranger Khun is on a friendly mission in SHINee land doing a diplomatic mission with Prince Minho. Sir!”
“What the fuck?” JYP crossed his arms confusedly and logged on to the 2PM ranger radar machine. And sure enough he saw that all the rangers were scattered across the galaxy. “Ranger Junho!” his tone was furious at this point, “did you know any of this? I DID NOT APPROVE THESE INDIVIDUAL ACTIONS.”
“I- uhm…” Junho stuttered nervously as he backed into the video monitor behind him, his fat ass accidentally starting the monitors.
“Ugh.. ohh… strawberry girl your jelly filled pussy feels so good…”
The three boys stared in utter shock as the image cleared to show Ranger Junsu currently in deep anti-human interspecies fucking.
“OHH!” Junsu moaned into the crook of strawberry girl homunculus’ neck, licking and nibbling the juice of her head.
-Matt