wowzers.... the whole story

Jul 26, 2005 11:38

the next 80 pages are all blabber

okays i am going to tell my very long story about my vacation ahem

day one ( duhn dunh )
okays so me and me daddy are to be going to vermont for a family reunion ( oh how exciting *yawn* ) so we take a cab thingy to the air port and get on the first plane.... it rocked sooo much.... it was song from delta and i was happy because they had music and not only did they have music but they had depeche mode ^.~ awesomenesses.
okay so that plane was awesome.... then we got to logan airport in boston and we had a four hour layover so i had some time to kill.... i got a book ( bitten ) its about werewolfs yummy in my tummy.... then we ate at wendys wooooot it was sooooo bad i mean groosssss i mean i think i was going to die if i ate anymore.... how sad :-( me and my dad decided to play poker first one to 10 wins.... he won by one point how poopie.... but the said i rocked and and and i could be a really good gambler but that i should never do that ^_^ little does he know about lunch poker hehehehe which by the way lee.... i still own your booty ^_^ .... for those of you who dont know what i am talking about please disregard that last sentence thanks..okays then we waited for a long time to find out that our crew was there but we didnt have a plane and wouldnt have one for another two hours.... poooooooop
oh my gosh but this was the funny est y thing i have ever heard or seen
this was a true event
NEWS FLASH ----july 21, 2005----
a man is breaking into local retirement homes late at night. this man is stripping down to the nude and tickling the feet of elderly ladys. then as soon as he came he retreats leaving the ladys scared and distraught
okay seriously what the hell right? who in their right minds would even want to do that? what is the world coming to when things like this happen? hehe
okay so finally i get to um... vermont yes yes and it is 12 in the morning and some relatives drive us to.... donas house.... which is where we all stayed.
i met my cousins new feance.. i cant spell .. she was nice
okays that was pretty much it for day one.... oh that bed was soooo comfy * ahh bliss *

day 2 (duhn duhn)
we all got up at um.... 6 ish and went to eat breakfast at devyns oh my gosh.... it was soooo good and uber cheap ^_^ so yep now everyone said that we were just going to eat breakfast but apparantly that wasnt the case and we ended up visiting every close relative that lived near the lake.... okays so i ended up meeting some really cool cousins and they took us to canada wooooot canada twas fun they offered me a bunch of drinks.... but the innocent that i am.... ^.~ said noooo .... oh and nopers sorry aisha but i didnt find any chinese food there i was sooo upset.... i wanted some uber bad.. oh oh and yeppers okays so then on our way back the border gaurd was trying to put a stray cat in our car so he didnt have to deal with it.... it was funny
i am suprized they let me through because i didnt have any identification at alllllll
okays so then when i got back finally after dealing with my dad screaming that i didnt have my camera.... but how was i suppossed to know that we were going to canada? oh wells .. then my uncle david drove me to see my brother yay ^_^ i was sooo nervous like i think im gonna be sick nervous.... dont know why though
well my brother was at work at the time .. he works in the mall at game stop.... he just got a job as manager yay for him ^_^ so when i showed up his boss let him leave and we were both like wow you grew your so grown up now *giant hugs* i went with him and my uncle and my dad raced back to dona's because they were holding up dinner just so they could take me awwwww.... okay so i went to jons house ( my brother ) and i was nervous about seeing kristen because she never really liked me.... and BAMM she was soo nice to me .... her - oh ive missed you soo much *hug* i am soo glad you could make it let me wake up cammy ( my niece ) wow ill tell you what wow.... kristen was 5 months pregnant at the time and wow her belly was sooooo big.... its gonna be a boy yay my first nephew finally ^_^ anywho so they woke up cammy and she was soo big the last time i saw her was when she was um... 8 months old and now she is almost two she was sooo cute um.... hrm.... ill try to put up a picture later okays so we were all remanicing and playing redsocks uno ^_^ i won twice.... yep i rock hehe. we were watching the redsocks game at the time and i am very sad to say that they lost horribly so we changed the channel to some stand up comedians and they were uber funny yep.... eventually we watched a bunch of jason movies right before i went to sleep .... they were soo funny and fake.... hehehe
woooot

day 3 ( duhn duhn )
okay i woke up to cammy screaming yay aunt jell aunt jell ( which is her attempt to say my name ) it was 7 in the morning oh wow but cute none the less..
okays so after some teen titans we all had to meet up at the abbey which is this resteraunt that um.... we own well not me but you know them hehe sorry that made no sense.. me and jon had a photographer competition to see who could take the best picture.... i took a picture of a water fall.... sooo beautiful.... he took a zoomed blurry picture of my ear.... hehehehe aww the good old days ^_^
so then i said my uber sad goodbyes to jon and kristen and cammy ( does it make me emotional if i cried? ) anywho then i had to go on the reunion "quest" and we had to research a bunch of stuff.... at a cementary.... sooo morbid everyone was all casual about it it was depressing.... they were like look.... there is my uncle and over there is my son .... that just made my day * tears * anyways when we finally got back i went canoeing and it was sooo much fun....*splash* i didnt fall in but i almost did hehe then there was a bonfire and we all made some s'mores yummy and and and then i went off with my cousins to a tent and we told scary storys until they left.... yep

day 4???? (duhn .... duhn)
the party.... everyone came and talked to each other.... i played some horse shoes .... which i suck at i never got a ringer but i did get 2 points le woot ehehehe uber pathetic ^_^ um.... jon and kristen and cammy were supposed to come but there car broke down on the way home from work.... i was sad....
then blah blah blah blah and some more crying....and not what you would think it would be about.... wow i dont know why but uber emotional these past 2 weeks anywho yep thats all oh oh no its not i went swimming in the river for 3 hours.... and got a sunburn.... but i didnt get it until i woke up which was weird.... oh and we went to get this icecream and i got a baby size and the thing was huge.... at least a foot long and i was wondering how big the large was but nobody wanted to try that.

day 5 (duhn duhn)
warning this is depressing
okay so friday.... um.... day 2 - my aunt gertrude died
so today was the funeral.... now i have never been to a funeral and i have only been to church twice.... so this was gonna be interesting
i didnt have an apropriate shirt to wear but oh well it was black
okays so i got there and i was freeeeezing it was soooo cold brrrr...... considering i was in an undershirt and i didnt have a jacket and i was wearing a skirt and yeah
okays so we all went to the church.... that was.... an experience.... yesyes
i had no idea what the hell i was doing but randomly people would mutter something and then sing and we prayed 30 times and we'd kneel.... then stand then sit then stand
um... we lost part of the eulogy but found it before the end and i think i was the only person how didnt get up during the communion but oh well.... ohoh i did know the words to amazing grace though ( wow i am uber pathetic )
um.... then we went back and watched some sci fi then we went to the airport waited a bunch.... eventually got to washington and we were stuck there for a looooong time....
so long that this guy whipped out a guitar and a hermonica and people started singing ^_^ fun stuff.... anywho we got back to orlando at around um.... 4 in the morning and i was sooo tired and i only slept until 7 then i called work and said oh no i am still in washington bad kitty okays thats all.... here i am i am here and alive but i think i have carpal tunnel from writing this ahhhhhhhh *dies* ( 2 lives left)
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