My friends....

Oct 22, 2008 13:53

First off, I have a message for you McCain. I'm not you friend, so stop with that shit already.

Anyway, via a link I'll edit in later my friends and I were playing with campaign posters. I'm assuming that the link roots back to the Maverick/MILF homepage, but in any case there is a generator to create a campaign poster for McCain. It is simply "I am ____ the ____. Don't tax my hard earned money!" Or something to that affect. We were all putting in some great ones. "I am Jenny the Prostitute." "I am Jose the Coke Dealer". And mine "I am John the Millionaire Senator." We all put in our email addresses so that they could send us the finished products and we could print them out and enjoy ourselves.

  1. We haven't gotten our signs yet.
  2. Are they screening them?
  3. Apparently this pegs you as a McCain supporter and now we get emails.
  4. Haha. Ha. Ha.
It's like the whole "Know thine Enemy" thing. Well now I'm on their mailing list. Here's a sample:

From: Sarah Palin
Sent: Mon 10/20/2008 3:38 PM
Subject: My guest appearance on Saturday Night Live

Dear Supporter,

If you caught my guest appearance on Saturday Night Live this weekend, you may have seen an ad or two (or twenty) from Senator Obama's campaign.

This barrage of advertising is adding up to the most expensive negative ad buy in political history. And these ads are funded with the nearly $200 million the Obama campaign and the DNC raised in September.

With this new money, they'll only step up their media buying efforts to flood every network with ads attacking our shared values. These ads are full of inaccurate information designed to mislead voters in key media markets.

We need your support to stop the Obama-Biden Democrats' media buying binge. Your immediate contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000 or more will help fund our team's ads in key media markets across the country.

The current media buying gap is a direct result of Senator Obama's broken pledge to accept public financing. This summer, Senator Obama chose to break his promise to the American people by opting out of the public financing system. But, you can be sure that our entire team will honor all of the promises we make in this campaign because we are men and women of our word.

Our team of reformers has a plan to take America in a new direction. Our economic policies focus on providing economic relief to those who need it most. While the Obama-Biden Democrats say they want to "spread the wealth around," our team won't support economic policies that punish Americans for working hard and pursuing the American Dream.

I'm asking you today to help our team get this message out. The funds you give today will help pay for upcoming ad buys and get-out-the-vote efforts.

If Senator Obama is elected and Speaker Pelosi and Senator Reid are in charge of Congress, there will be nothing stopping them from raising your taxes, immediately pulling out of Iraq and placing your healthcare decisions in the hands of government bureaucrats.

We can't let this happen and that's why your financial support is so critical to our efforts. Every dollar we raise goes directly to help fund media buys and get-out-the-vote efforts in important races across the country. So, please make the most generous contribution you can give - whether its $25 or $250. We're certainly grateful for any help you can give. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Governor Sarah Palin

P.S. Are you tired of watching the barrage of liberal television ads the Obama-Biden Democrats are running? If so, then I ask that you help us close the media buying gap by making a generous contribution of any amount to McCain-Palin Victory 2008. And if you can give $75 or more today, we'll send you an exclusive McCain-Palin Victory 2008 lapel pin to show your support during the final days of the campaign. We appreciate your support.

I lol'd. So now I guess I'm going to be getting these emails. Which is funny because I get them from Moveon.org too. And those are all relatively positive. Plan a party, etc. Like this:



Dear MoveOn member,
There are only two weeks left till the election, and the race is getting closer. Florida is one of the handful of swing states that will decide this race-and you live within driving distance. Which is why we have a special request for you.
Turning polls into votes takes people power. The Obama team in Tallahassee is organizing a key part of the statewide effort to make sure that every Obama supporter in Florida makes it to the polls-but it needs more volunteers. So we've set a goal of sending 225 MoveOn members to help out this weekend.
The best way to make sure Barack wins is to get in your car, grab a few friends and head to Florida this weekend. We can win this one together.
Please help us reach our goal of 225 volunteers in Tallahassee this weekend:

http://pol.moveon.org/obama/teams/training.html?office_id=42&source=traveler&date=20081025&id=14545-10810400-GKwQqFx&t=1
Thanks for all you do.
-Adam, Lenore, Aisling, Patrick S. and the rest of the team

Of course the democrats are running a tight negative ad campaign, Palin. Suuuure.

Oh yeah and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY FREE OBAMA/BIDEN STICKER MOVEON.ORG!

politics, lol

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